User:Alter/Wikistuff

"Man this is ZW, I'm not trying to visit your userpage then feel all happy and magical inside."

- Cipriano 119, December 23, 2009 "I beg to differ."

- Alter, December 24, 2009 "I think I'll make you [Alter] a wax bust of a person with an exaggerated, crazy expression clutching the comics and spin-offs and with all the canonical stuff in the garbage."

- Cipriano 119, April 24, 2010

"Please don't tell me that you deleted what I almost got a carpool tunnle over."

- Darklinx123, February 10, 2009

""CarPOOL tunnle"?!? I'm guessing that's a carpool lane that goes through a tunnel?? >_>"

- Alter, December 28, 2009

"I don't know what a gender change is"

- Mandi, April 22, 2010

"It's where you switch "teams.""

- Deku Link, June 4, 2010 "How many times has he [Alter] overcome our block through hacking"

- EveryDayJoe45, December 29, 2009

"As many times as I want to."

- Alter, December 29, 2009 "which is exactly what he's doing ... so if you're reading this altar, cut it out"

- Triforce 14, December 29, 2009

"Please- If you're going to insult me, at least take the time to get my name right."

- Alter, December 29, 2009



'Alter'' is inactive. Need to get in touch? Message him on his talk page. '''

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About Me/Brief History
 Hey, wassup? I'm Alter. As you can probably tell, I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? Here's a little info about me. I'm the current owner of  Zelda in my Pocket (ZimP), a site that focuses on the many handheld games in the Zelda series. I'm also a Webmaster over at  Ordon Village (OV), meaning that's where I can be found when I'm not at ZimP. I've done quite a few things in my 10-year history in the Zelda Community. In the more recent times, before I was over at OV, I used to work at  Zelda Dungeon, and was a Hylian Knight, but I stepped down from those positions for a few reasons. Before that, I staffed at  Zelda in my Pocket (yes, the site I currently own), but you can read all about that scenario on its page. Recently, I have managed to track down every Zelda game in existence, including the numerous spin-offs. The most recent addition is my import of  Tingle's Love Balloon Trip I've also got a massive amount of Zelda merchandise on top of that, including a few  Ocarinas, which I actually play. I can play the 6, 8, 9, and 12-hole Ocarinas quite well. Recently, I purchased the 12-hole Ocarina of Time replica from Songbird Ocarinas, and am loving it so far.

Obviously, I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, including building pages from the ground up, such as the  Valiant Comics page. I like to create tons of  userboxes, as well. If you want one for yourself, just ask me on my  Talk Page !

If you want to get in touch with me outside of the wiki, contact me at  Ordon Village. Feel free to send me a private message or hit me up in the Shoutbox.

Tingle
 It may look to you like I'm a huge fan of  Tingle. In truth, I just enjoy his unique character. It really gets on my nerves when people curse any game that has Tingle in it, claiming that he's a homosexual, retarded, little-kiddish character. If you feel this way, play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Sure it may cost 40 bucks on eBay, but it's worth it. I never really cared for Tingle myself until I played that game, which is now one of my favorites. Don't flip out about it! Just have a bit of fun. I even enjoyed that game so much, I imported his latest one. It contained almost as much fun as the first title. Let's hope for more.

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2,000
<font color=FFFFFF>Yes sir! This paragraph right here is my 2,000th edit. Do you know what that means? Yes, you are correct. I have made 2,000 edits. Why? Because I like editing here. In fact, I liked editing here 2,000 times. And those 2,000 edits were certainly worth it. I mean, who else had exactly 2,000 edits when I did, at the time of my 2,000th edit, at 18:37 (UCT) on Friday, October 2, 2009, AD? I think I'm the only one with those 2,000 edits. That means that those 2,000 edits were important. I mean 2,000 edits important! So, I suppose that this is it for my 2,000th edit. I'll see you in another 2,000 edits, I hope. Thanks for reading about my 2,000th edit. If you did actually read all of my 2,000th edit, feel free to place your name right below here (which is, I might add, conveniently titled "People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit")!

People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit
<font color=FFFFFF>To add your name, please click color="#000000"> here.


 * Triforce of the Gods
 * Justin
 * Cipriano 119
 * Forest Minish
 * Mandi

3,000
<font color=FFFFFF>Hello, and welcome to my 3,000 th edit! Yes, this line is sacred ground- er, webspace. To read all about it, just go read about my <font color="#000000"> 2,000 th edit, and mentally replace every 2,000 with a 3,000.

Other Stuff
<font color="#FFFFFF"> If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page! Don't hesitate to ask for anything! <BR><BR>



Created/Heavily Edited Pages
<font color="#FFFFFF"> This is a list of page I have either created/practically created, or pages that I have heavily added to or revised. If you haven't already noticed, most of the pages I work on are the spin-off games and the like, such as the <font color="#000000"> Valiant Comics, <font color="#000000"> The Tingle Series , and <font color="#000000"> BS Zelda. The reason for this is that these pages are seriously lacking information, and it's something that many community members are curious about. Currently, I've contributed about 75% of the current TRR content, and about 90 of the TLBT content. Here, I'll only list the significant pages, and not the ones that are in the stub range. <font color="#FFFFFF">

● <font color="#000000"> Valiant Comics <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dr. Mizumi <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pinkle <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Segare <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Death Bug <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Enterplay LLC <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Zelda in my Pocket <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Usotami Village <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dream Shrine <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Insect Cavern <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dazzle Lyphos <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Hero's Shrine <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pirate Hideaway <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Captain Stalfos <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Tingle (Series) <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> BS-X broadcasting system <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pages in TLBT (all 14) <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> LoZ: Mystical Seed of Courage <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Peter <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> St. GIGA <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Tingles <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Salona <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Yamatami Tribe <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Fairy Garden <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Fairy Doll <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Ingredients in TRR <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Items in TRR <BR>

Favorite Community, Zelda, and all-around Quotes
"Your soul is the only valuable that you can ever truly protect."

- David Craft

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"Three Pieces of Heart do you no good whatsoever without the fourth."

- Alter

"i could only find 2 rings [ OoX ] ... but my sis found a ring that turned you into a crawly seed shooter thing"

- lightgrasp

"Hey Mr. Kaepora Gaebora! How many licks does it take to get the crunchy center of a Peahat?"

- Bobby

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car."

- Unknown

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

- Jerry Garcia

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it mooooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link