User:CoreyPotter

Corey Lord of Tacos! 00:46, 31 August 2008 (UTC)

How Did It Start?
My very first Zelda game was Twilight Princess. For Christmas, my cousin got Twilight Princess. He left his Gamecube at his dad's house so I let him borrow mine. We watched him play( We being me and my Zelda-hating brother)(After delicatley opening it for fifteen minutes.) I fell in love with it. It was so awsome! He got all the way to the Forset Temple and then we had to leave. After that I borrowed my other cousins Twilight Princess. I beat it in two months. ( I was a total n00b in the Lakebed Temple.) Finally after two years I bought it from a Gamestop. It was missing almost all of the gold paint on the top, was totally scratched, and someone took a big black marker and wrote Jenny acrossed it. Oh, well.

Systems
1. My first Nintendo System was a Gamecube. I got a long time ago. I saved up all of my allowance money for a year. I had about a hundred dollars. originally I was going to buy a Playstation 2. But that was horrifically expensive. So in anger to Sony I bought a Gamecube.

2. In the summer of 2008, my parents bought me a Wii for getting HIGH Honor Roll for the entire school year. Not going to say my grade because that is really non of your business. I only have Super Smash Bros. Brawl for it.(And WiiSports of course.)

3. One of My brothers "band members" gave us his Nintendo64 because he was throughing it away. We were two miles from town. We had to walk past the sewage treatment center. Suddenly it started to rain.Then came thunder, then came lightning. Not simple lightning but arching crackling in your face! lightning. All I could do is carry it under my shirt. Me and my cousin(The one who showed me TP) just walked and dicussed Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask. We got back to the town fair. I fit in fine with rednecks and their misshapened bellies. Hahaha bellies is fun to type. B-E-L-L-I-I-E-S! Bellies.... yeah that's it.

Playstion 1 Playstation 2.... yep no stories. Too bad. Don't cry.

The Holy Septraforce
All of my friends at school made ourselves into a group we call the Septraforce. It is like the Triforce but their are six of us. ( Sept may mean seven, but we couldn't go with six because that would make us the Sextraforce. An obvious thing to be made fun of for.)  I represent Wisdom and the Eye of the Shiekah,  my cousin(The one that gave me TP) is Courage(Hahahahahahahhaha yeah right!) and is also the  Zora's Sapphire. One no longer member was Power(Also haha.) and the Kokiri symbol. A huge Midna fan is the bottom triangle of the fakeTetraforce of Ocarina of Time and is also the Kokiri Emerald. A MAjora's Mask fan is the top left triangle and Goron's Ruby. And lastly the different one that doesn't like Zelda really is Din's Pearl.( Also Din's Pearl is the only one not in Ocarina of Time artistically showing that she is different.) We all hang out at Tenth Period.

Theories

 * Bongo Bongo is a Twili. He was the man who could see the Truth. He was executed.


 * The Four Giants are Termina's equivelant to Hyrule's Light Spirits.


 * The Moon Children are the Happy Mask Salesman's kids.


 * The Curiosity Shop guy and the guy in the Trading Post are the same people.


 * The Deku Butler's Son was murdered and his spirit is in the Deku Mask.


 * Nayru is the Goddess of Time.


 * The Hidden Village is the Ocarina of Time Kakariko.


 * Jabun and Jabu Jabu are related.


 * Midna does love Link.


 * The Happy Mask Salesman can travel between Hyrule and Termina and the moon as he wishes. He is a member of the "ancient tribe" that used and made Majora's Mask. And he is insane!


 * Rauru is Kaepora Gaebora.


 * The Rito are evolved(by the Goddesses not Time)Zoras.


 * Shiek is a guy.


 * Stallord is not Volvagia or King Dodongo.


 * Yeto and Yeta did find the Mirror Shard in Zora's Domain, and then she turned all Blizzeta-y and froze it.


 * The Zora's Throne Room in Twilight Princess is Zora's Fountain.


 * Din is the Sand Goddess

Favorite Bosses

 * In no order*

The Poe Sisters, (Oot and TP)such a neat little idea.

Dead Hand, creepy cool and I love that you fight him twice.

Gohma (Oot) just epic.

Evil Spirit From Beyond Phantom Ganon, very cool advanced and unexpected.

Bongo Bongo, self explanitory.

Odolwa, I like his name... ODOLWA!!!!!!ODOLWAWAWAWAWA!

Goht, fun easy Majora's Masky

Gohdan, cool.

Molgera, cool boss cool level easy cool music.

WW Ganondorf, cool that he gets stabbed in the head."The wind it is blowing." Always makes me laugh.

Morpheel, just do.

Stallord, fun.

Blizzeta, "No Take Mirror!"

Zant, insane crazed funny blue skin good yoga teacher.

Puppet Zelda, shows you Link isn't afraid to pimp slap his woman.(just a joke please don't be offended.)