User:Lars3@legacy41957169

a.k.a AnakiN-, Lars-Christian, Don Lars

The Man, The Legend, The LARS
Lars is the supreme overlord of Zelda Universe. He comes from a place very near the North Pole, and he is therefore a very cold and arrogant person. Of course he can not be blamed for this himself, because it is strictly because of where he was born he has developed these personal characteristics which have served him well in the fight to survive amongst polar bears, foxes, mooses and other friends.

After years of surviving in the nature together with his animal friends, he once journeyed across the country where he saw a television set, which, to make a long story short, resulted in him creating Zelda Universe. This was the perfect thing for Lars to do, because by creating a website, he had a place where he could nurture his cold and arrogant personality by telling n00bs to stay away from him and stop torturing him with lameass questions on another nifty feature of the internet, AIM. Soon when AIM got boring, he moved on to MSN where he is still to this day scaring off helpless n00bs.

Soon after staying on the internet for too long, Lars forgot all about his friends such as Eddie the Moose, Frosty the Polar Bear and other loving creatures. Lars was lost, lost in cyberspace, and his friends knew that they would never see him again. Now he spends all his time "working" on various websites, such as for instance Zelda Universe. Rumour even has it that he has become talented enough for people to pay him to create websites for it. Nobody really understands why, but such is the nature of the beast that is the internet.

He is often seen idling in an IRC channel called on irc.zeldauniverse.net, but sometimes he sees the need to stop by to scare of annoying n00bs even there.

Personality Trademarks
He is a very angry person, who does not take n00bism lightly, and if you have crossed his path, the best way to get out of it is to simply pull out the power supply to your modem before he hacks into your computer, finds out where you live and comes knocking on your door waiting with a n00b bashing weapon of choice. And you do not want that to happen to you.

It is also said that Lars is a leadertype, simply because his presence scares others to do as he says. Other than that, he does not listen to anyone else, because he believes that anything that didn't come out of his on mouth is fiction, and therefore he easily alienates other people.

In addition to all this, Lars is infamous for being the sterotype of an EMO. Though he does not even know what this means, he is very proud of this and he likes to brag about his status as an EMO kid to all of his friends, which also think this is very cool.

Some rumours have it that if you actually talk to him all of the above might be false, but those who have tested these rumours haven't lived to tell whether or not they were true.

Get in Touch!
If you wish to talk to Lars, there is only one way of doing this without foolishly risking your sanity and possibly even your life. Enter, and try to get him to conversate with you in the public, as he does not kill people in public due to the issue of witnesses etc. etc. If talking to him in public works well, you might proceed to talk to him behind closed doors.

It is said that one young girl known only as "The Queen" once ventured into a private conversation with this guy and actually defeated him with an endless flow of words and sentences, and this constant flow of words from this girl resulted in that before he could even finish reading and start owning her, more and more words came, which ultimately meant that he did not get to PWN her like he usually does with n00bs, and this one was clearly not one of them.

Behind the Scenes
In a past ZU Annual clickathon it was revealed that the no.1 prize was to be a pair of authentic Lars socks. The winner killed all other competition in order to achieve this honour. Unfortunately, the winner did not recieve the promised items and was driven to commit suicide to quench his consience. Further news has it that Lars is not as cold and mean as his exterior. The rumour proposes that Lars secretly dreams of being a girl and was even sighted trying on a pair of blue earrings. The ultimate proof lies here: