User:Lancer

Lancer likes to believe that he is God, but whether this is true or not has yet to be scientifically proven. If it is true, his powers have not yet shown themselves- He spends most of his time glued to the TV screen thrashing his mortal companions in Starfox: Assault, and has not shown any intention of moving in the next few years.

Warning: For your own health and safety, do not speak ill of Starfox in Lancer's presence; he is obsessed with the series, and may attempt to beat you with his trademark BIG stick (TM).