User:AngryMaskSalesman

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=Angry Mask Salesman's User Page=

Welcome to my amazing page of stupid and insane wonders with enough quirks to kill you. Enjoy the afterlife!

---=AngryMaskSalesman=- 14:06, 19 November 2011 (EST)

=Opinions= I do not think that Illia should still be alive. She should be a rotting corpse because of the Curse of the Flippy Ponytail (And Also Maybe Stupidness) and dead! DIE, ILLIA! LINK HATES YOU!

=Random Stuff=

I got here by looking up Legend of Zelda on Google back in 2009. I only became a member recently. I've been to that other Zelda wiki on Wikia, and it pales in comparison to this updated-to-the-max b/w so-many-features-they-make-your-head-explode. I'm still waiting for the next Ambassador games to get on mah 3DS. I've checked the eShop every kerblarged'ning k'ponkerning day since September 2nd.

Well...

I dunno what to say next. Ooh! How about my favourite LoZ games!

Twilight Princess -Midna. Oh god. Her face... without the mask.. AAAAH!

Majora's Mask -Anybody for castanets in boss battle music? And make it silly?

Link's Awakening -Colours in the DX make it better! Add some cameos by Goombas and I'm in!

Phantom Hourglass -Bellum looks cool and scary.

Ocarina of Time -I will never go into a cave near a lake again. I hate you, Water Temple, and so do thousands of others. At least I'm not as jiggly and stupidly obese as King Zora.

Skyward Sword -Wait... This is not mine yet! I just think it will be a great game- the next Ocarina of Time, the best game of all time. It will beat Link's Awakening as my favourite game!

=The Links= Random Links:

Not a girl/sword abomination. Just awesomeness.

Guess.

Ownage.

Here we go...

Huh! Hah! Heh!

Kids, do not click this link.

=Quotes.=

"Ooh, look! A shiny silver box! I MUST WORSHIP IIIT!"

"Kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family!"

"What's the matter, kid? Haven't you watched the Kill Your Family Channel?" -Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

=Random Topic Article Thing of the Little While=

Kay, just 15 hours to Skyward Sword. I will not be able to play it untill Christmas (or any other holiday for the other religions, just ignore it) because I just don't need to get it right now. Anyways, shields shattering? No sign of Master Sword? And creepy humanoid sword girl? Darn- LoZ just got weirder. After this big game, people must be switching over from the Enemy to Wii like hotcakes! It would save the world from Mike's Ro Soft propaganda! Nobody likes you! The time as come! Back to the point, Skyward Sword will be an awesome game! I feel a little wonky about that Silent Realm, though.... It's a little bit of a knock off of Twilight in TP. Just with these enemies called Sirens.... It might be a big flaw in this game. I like the graphics in it- the graphics are a mix between EpicMotionPicture and CutenessToTheMax. Yeah. I went there.