User:Justin Folvarcik

FOR THOSE WHO WONDER
I'm back, baby, and I'm here to stay. So break out the refs and get your templates ready for awesome. Who knows? I may even write a new extension or two. I ain't going away any time soon, anyhow. I'm proud to be here, and I've missed editing.

To-do

 * Find a way for StoneWatcher to welcome accounts created with the OpenID extension.
 * Tweak "for" and "while" extensions to work with ZW
 * Find workaround for ifexist parser function linking
 * Notes-
 * Cannot remove links without replacing (will disable caching)
 * Creating new table-possible but time consuming (will have to build caching functions that work with entries)
 * Reference cache functions in "includes" folder-Title.php is one
 * Possibly extend an existing class for access to the parent functions(?)
 * Keep backlog down
 * Find and replace files in need
 * Attempt to cut down large, redundant articles

Coding Resume

 * NIWA Cards: Trading card system for the NIWA forums.
 * Patrolled Edits extension: Extension for the MediaWiki software which tells how many edits a user has patrolled.
 * Patrol Magic extension: Adds new magic words/parser functions to the wiki software to output information on how many edits have been marked as patrolled overall.
 * Similar Images extension: Outputs images which are duplicated or have similar filenames in a gallery on a special page.

Friends
In my time on here, I have met several people I consider to be my friends. Following is a list of these people. Names in red are people who have retired from Zelda Wiki. Names in orange are bureaucrats. Names in green are administrators. Names in yellow are patrollers. Names in teal are autopatrolled. If you believe that we're friends, let me know and I'll add you. I love meeting new people, anyways :3
 * Alter
 * Austin
 * Axiomist (R.I.P.)
 * Cipriano
 * Dany36
 * Lysia
 * K2L
 * Mandi
 * Minion
 * Noah
 * Petenu
 * RAP
 * Steven
 * Yusei
 * Zenox

So there we have it. So many friends who I'll probably never hear from again...one of whom has gone onto whatever awaits us beyond. But I hope that those who are still out there are enjoying their lives and are living them fully. At the same time, I rejoice in the friends who are still here. After being gone for almost two years...it brought me immeasurable joy to talk to them again.

Memorable Quotes
These are awesome quotes. Most of them will come from the Skype chats. If you laugh real hard, join Skype!

WARNING!
 * Some of these quotes are inappropriate for younger viewers!

"Ah so it is a legendary ZL dump. Theirs are always the best!"

- Cipriano 119

"im an IT major so half my professors are middle eastern or indian"

- Noah

"All you have to do is really insult an emo band and give them razors."

- Axiomist

"Too much licking"

- Cipriano 119

"[10:43:17 PM ]Steve: [10:42:37 PM] Steve: Save money. Live better. [10:42:54 PM] Justin: F#@% Walmart.

Their new slogan."

- Steve and myself.

"Dealing with nuthead theorists is like shoving a pinecone up your ass. It’s never pleasent."

- Matt

"Man made beer; God made pot. Who do you trust?"

- Urban Dictionary

"Mommy... Google put something in my butt while I was bending over the trash can."

- Anonymous

"For the last several hours my internet decided to take a dump on itself."

- Matt

"Well at least there she doesn’t have that “I’m going to eat you” look."

- Matt

"My pokemon uses Harden, then Arm Thrust, then String Shot. Your pokemon fainted."

- Yusei

"They must have an English Dora the Explorer."

- Steve

"That's like saying the reason that Ganondorf wanted to take over Hyrule in OoT is because he wanted new socks and that Hyrule made some damn good socks. He just didn't want to buy them. WTF"

- Cipriano 119

"STDs: When sharing isn't caring."

- Mandi

"This is what I've always viewed the admins/patrollers like. We're like policemen for the internet."

- Mandi

"HE'S GOT A KEYBOARD! OPEN FIRE!"

- Noble Wrot

"It involves the new zelda game, and entertains the millions of horny gamers. INSTANT SUCCESS"

- Nathan

"Vaginis Marinaras? That almost sounds like an Italian bistro dish"

- Cipriano 119

"You're fat Don't try to sugar coat it because you'll eat that, too."

- Funny picture

"If you own a Zelda license plate, you might be a virgin."

- Chance

"Dude, wait for me! I could go for some crabs"

- Cipriano 119

"Well your a retarded nigger because story is what shapes gaming"

- TheSuperZeldaMan

(This next one is talking about Metroid and scanning) "i never understood the whole scan thing, so does her scan visor just google shit?"

- Malake256

"Internet Explorer, the worst STD of the browser world."

- Matt

"i hate women"

- Noah

"NO! WE NEED YOU! COME BAAAAA---oh wait, I forgot nobody actually likes you. Never mind."

- Xykeb Zraliv

"im curious on what take your kid to work day is like for a porn star"

- Noah

"You got Naked. Is this your big chance?"

- Mandi

"The key to a good Zelda game: You gotta get a boner."

- Mandi

"[11:06:48 PM] Abdullah: I love forests. Actually, one of my dreams is to see the desert turn into a forest. [11:07:39 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Forests blow, Abdul They're full of mosquitoes and spiders [11:08:38 PM] Abdullah: Living Creatures > Sand and a perpetual summer [11:09:43 PM] Ezlo Auditore: Rod of Seasons, dude. [11:09:52 PM] Justin Folvarcik: (chuckle) [11:09:59 PM] Ezlo Auditore: But...you'd probably need a tree stump. [11:10:07 PM] Abdullah: And seasons"

- Abdul, Pakkun, and myself

"[2:50:45 PM] astroninja1: there wer only what..like 5 women total in skyloft? [2:50:58 PM] me: Something like that. [2:51:11 PM] astroninja1: and only zelda showed any interest in link [2:51:23 PM] me: Yup [2:53:52 PM] me: So when Link smiles at Zelda at the end of SS, he's thinking "F$%@ the sky, I'm gonna tear that ass UP!""

- astroninja and myself

Pointless (but AWESOME) song videos
None of these contain adult content or explicit lyrics, so dont be afraid to watch =3 Also, I promise you A Skylit Drive's lead singer is a guy. His name is Michael Jagmin.

Currently Playing

 * Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (I play this a lot, mainly for multiplayer and survival)
 * Call of Duty: Black Ops (This one I play for Nazi Zombies most of the time, although I occasionally screw with people in Gun Game wager matches by doing nothing but knifing :P)
 * The Wind Waker (YAY ZELDA)
 * Skyward Sword (MOAR ZELDA!)
 * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (It won game of the year for a reason)
 * Dead Island (Not great, but it's amusing when you play with a buddy.)
 * Mass Effect (Replaying the Mass Effect games as a different character type. I can never bring myself to be evil, though. It's more satisfying being a good guy =D)
 * Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock (I may not be able to play real guitar, but I can shred the crap out of some Guitar Hero \../)
 * Super Metroid (Because it's a classic, baby)
 * Metroid Prime (Playing the series again. Classic games.)
 * Resident Evil (Playing a bunch of different games in the series. Anxiously awaiting the day I can afford RE6.)

Signature
05:11, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

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