User:AngryMaskSalesman

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=Angry Mask Salesman's User Page=

Welcome to my amazing page of stupid and insane wonders with enough quirks to kill you. Enjoy the afterlife! Be sure to check out my podcast page for my opinion and also questions, and lighthearted jokes! ---=AngryMaskSalesman=- 14:06, 19 November 2011 (EST)

=Opinions= I do not think that Illia should still be alive. She should be a rotting corpse because of the Curse of the Flippy Ponytail (And Also Maybe Stupidness) and dead! DIE, ILLIA! LINK HATES YOU!

Just die already, Microsoft.

Illia should be massacred like brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin.

Her eyes cut out, and her limbs chopped off and her liver ripped out...

=Random Stuff=

I got here by looking up Legend of Zelda on Google back in 2009. I only became a member recently. I've been to that other Zelda wiki on Wikia, and it pales in comparison to this updated-to-the-max b/w so-many-features-they-make-your-head-explode. I now have all the GBA Ambassador games except for F-Zero and Fire Emblem because I don't need to waste space on my system memory- I'm not into those type of games at all. I've checked the eShop every kerblarged'ning k'ponkerning day since September 2nd.

Well...

I dunno what to say next. Ooh! How about my favourite LoZ games!

Twilight Princess -Midna. Oh god. Her face... without the mask.. AAAAH!

-Go away, Moon.

Minish Cap -Epic. Just epic, cranked up to 11, set on fire, and made into a KICK ASS LoZ game.

Phantom Hourglass -Bellum looks cool and scary.

-I will never go into a cave near a lake again. I hate you, Water Temple, and so do thousands of others. At least I'm not as jiggly and stupidly obese as King Zora.

SS undefined -Fresh gameplay, rather interesting story, but the graphics aren't the best. I liked TWW's graphics, and also TP's graphics, but to throw them together is to try to make a hammer to mate with a tree- it does not, and I stress, not work at all. But still a very good game.

=The Links= Random Links:

Imp. She's short. Stuntie.

UPDATED: Step one: Get game. Step two: Play on GBA or originial DS. Step three: Dance aroud like Majora's Reincarnation.

Ownage.

Huh! Hah! Heh!

Kids, do not click this link.

=Quotes.=

"Ooh, look! A shiny silver box! I MUST WORSHIP IIIT!"

"Kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family!"

"What's the matter, kid? Haven't you watched the Kill Your Family Channel?" -Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

=Random Topic Article Thing of the Little While=

Rant.

Why is everybody buying Xboxes? The reason it's fun is because you only like graphics, violence and making The (Bill) Gates to Hell richer. Oh, and corrupting your children's minds with M-rated games. The reason it's a fat man eating people's brains and digesting them then putting them back into their now-assimilated-Borg bodies is because Microsoft is behind this crap. Call of Duty is only popular because it's online feature- which, of course, Nintendo games have, too- and also, Bill Gatus of Borg putting mind-control pills in your Mountain Dew. Please, everyone, stop the insanity (e.g. worshipping the LoZ made-up boss Amazingly Evil Possesed Borg Jerk: Bill Gatus) and start playing fun games. No matter how they look, they will always p'own Microshizzle's crap.

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