User:Emma/Wikistuff

 "How'd you like to marry Malon?"

- Talon after Link winning his Cucco game

I like to make people laugh. I guarantee you that you will feel the urge to laugh many times on this page.

My Pages and Places
"What a handy little spider-crusher! Go on! Just whack away!"

- Midna (Twilight Princess)

Basic Information
Favorite Quote of the 2D Games "You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link's Awakening

Need I say more?

Bio
See: User:Matt/Bio

"Twinkle, twinkle, little Cucco... I am gold and not for you-oo..."

- Golden Cucco (Twilight Princess)

How I came to Zelda Wiki.org
See: User:Matt/How I came to Zelda Wiki.org

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

Classic. One of the more obscure quotes. Happens after Link repeatedly beats a Cucco. Marin must be following Link!

Gaming History
"Uh! Rare color of wolf! Looks tasty... But tonight fish night. Maybe another time."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Later, after the level. "Uh! You that tasty-looking wolf. Me remember! [Looks to Yeta] ...Breakfast, uh?"

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

"Meat in morning? No..."

- Yeta (Twilight Princess)

"[Sighs depressively] Uh... that too bad..."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Talk Again "But... Looks so tasty, uh..."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Friends
I guess I have made some friends here. I'll list the users that are on friendly terms with me - in alphabetic order. If you think that you should be in this list then just say so on my talk page.
 * Adam
 * Ando
 * Axiomist
 * David
 * Josh
 * Justin
 * Magnus orion
 * Mandi
 * Melchizedek
 * Steve
 * The Goron Moron
 * Triforce of the Gods

"Forget the Scent of Ilia and learn a new scent?"

- N/A (Twilight Princess)

"No, no, no, no ,no, nooooo!!!"

- What we all know that Link was really thinking.

My Timeline
See: User:Matt/My Timeline

"If you vandalize any page on Zelda Wiki, I will send the Hero of Time to destroy you."

- Matt

I will assume the title of Hero of Time, temporarily, in the event of vandalism.

My Contributions
See: User:Matt/My Contributions

"How about a big Goron hug?"

- Goron (Ocarina of Time)

RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Favorite Dialog
Twinrova death sequence

Table of Completions and Attempts
See:User:Matt/Completions

Here is a quote that would cause Link to feel rather afraid.


 * "Unless you cheat or use some dirty tricks, you have no chance. And if you do cheat...you will pay dearly."

- One of the Gorons before beating Gor Coron in Twilight Princess


 * "You... Did you really win? Without cheating? If I find out that you cheated, human, you will pay."

- Same Goron, after Link "cheats" with the Iron Boots

Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes
These are some of the funniest/dumbest things I've heard people say. No these aren't typos. This is actually what they said.

Warning : Some quotes contain language that may be offensive to some people. The worst one, known by some as the "f-word", is censored with asterisks.

Warning : This concludes the potentially offensive language. It is clean from here on out!

The Talking Squirrel
The talking squirrel commands me to do things. So if I do something odd, it was because the squirrel told me to do it.

Here are some other things that I found to be funny.

Warning Errors
"Keep out of children."

- kitchen knife warning label

"Entrance only. Do not enter."

- Sign on a door

"Warning: Do not attempt to swallow"

- Mattress

"Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury."

- Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

"Be kind - rewind."

- Blockbuster Rental DVD

"Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue."

- My old computer said this once.

"Do not turn upside down"

- Warning on the underside of a TV dinner tray.

"This product has not been tested on animals."

- Can of insect repellent

Stating the Obvious
"Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes."

- Pepper Spray

"Warning: May contain traces of nuts"

- Hershey's Almond Bar

"Road wet when raining"

- Sign on a highway

"Caution: Non-Flammable"

- Fire Extinguisher

"Suitable for outdoor use."

- Rain Gauge

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hands."

- Chainsaw

"Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running"

- Lawnmower

Game Abbreviations
Here are the game abbreviations I use. Most are the same as the ones on the Zelda Timeline page. Official North America or Europe games only.

It appears that my, rather simple, abbreviation for Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland has since become the de facto standard for Zelda Wiki.org. It don't have a clue where that other one came from. Tingle Role Playing Game, that doesn't make any sense. It isn't a role playing game really.

As Madame Fanadi might say: "Fi uoy nac daer siht, neht uoy era rehtie yrev trams ro ta tsael ton bmud."

- Me

If you wish to translate this, then I'll give you a hint: Tsiwt a dedda evad i.

Firefox Hints
Firefox Hints

Here's a good quote:

"Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight?"

- Midna early on in the Forest Temple

Fishing Records
See: User:Matt/Fishing Records

"Hey... You stay away, Mr. Bug! Shoo! Go get squished!"

- Iza (Twilight Princess)

Squishy, squishy Mr.Bug!

Photo of the Day
Tomorrow's Photo:

"[Adds featured voting templates to category] OH CRAP, I DIDN'T ADD NOINCLUDE TAGS!"

- Ando

Second Favorite Dialog

 * This is the dialog at the end of the Ghost Ship level in Phantom Hourglass.

"Say, you seem to like people... But I bet even a good pup like you gets the evil eye from people just 'cause you're a wolf. But me, I'm not worried about you, little guy. My older sister is much scarier than you."

- Coro (Twilight Princess)

"Say guy,you going somewhere now? You just remember that the world's a mess, guy! Seriously! You watch your back out there! Hey, and you want some advice? Two words: be plenty careful around that Zora's River."

- Coro (Twilight Princess)

Ahh, fear of a older sister. I can relate. He seems to be very good at counting!

Recommended Links
Here are some places that I recommend going to on Zelda Wiki.org: Help and Guides Featured Content
 * Editing Help
 * Help
 * Guide to Creating Userboxes
 * Guide to Archiving
 * Userboxes
 * Userboxes Category
 * Firefox Hints
 * User Signatures
 * Featured Article Nomination
 * Featured Picture Nomination
 * Featured Content Disqualification

This one is funny: "Why do I have to stand guard at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this... ...Wait a second! Have they tucked me out of the way because they think I am useless?"

- A Goron in Twilight Princess

The Triforce
The Triforce - A site launched on January 24, 2009 by Matt, an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. Immediately joined by Steve, also an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. The site was created upon having disagreements in policy with various other sites that make up Zelda Wiki.org. It is the immediate successor of a dedicated forum that was to be the official forum of Zelda Wiki.org. As the other staff were adamantly opposed to the very idea of the wiki forum, that site was quickly abandoned. In its ashes arose The Triforce, on a different URL. The Triforce is a very young site. The purpose and aim of the site is to provide a friendly and vibrant atmosphere to various fans of the Zelda series that wish to discuss various topics regarding the The Legend of Zelda.

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