Island Postal Service

The is the Series: service in.

Operation
The TWWHD: is operated by the TWW:, whose unique ability to fly makes them the only suitable postmen on the TWWHD:. The TWWHD: is central to the Rito way of life. They value their reputation as deliverymen over their own safety and comfort. Their aerie on TWWHD: doubles as the TWWHD:.

TWWHD: is in charge of sorting mail, whereas TWWHD: and TWWHD: are responsible for collection and delivery. TWWHD: is the designated postman for TWWHD:. TWWHD: and TWWHD: walk around the TWWHD: carrying clipboards and claim to be busy, but their occupations are not specified. The only non-TWWHD: staff is the part-timer TWWHD:, who TWWHD: hires on to do sorting. TWWHD: himself can help with the operations of the TWWHD: in two ways. The first is by playing the TWWHD: mini-game. The second is by delivering the TWWHD: on TWWHD:'s behalf.

The TWWHD: has NaN Postboxs installed on 19 NaN Islands of the TWWHD:, over a third of all the islands. This includes the three major settlements and all five NaN Fairy Islands, among others. NaN Postboxs are sentient, talking objects that receive incoming and outgoing mail, charge postage fees, process TWWHD: parcels, and reject mail that cannot be delivered through the TWWHD:. They wiggle when they have mail for TWWHD:. The TWWHD: specially delivers TWWHD:'s mail to the TWWHD: nearest him.

Uses
TWWHD: uses the TWWHD: to send to his girlfriend the 20 NaN Golden Feathers he receives from TWWHD:. When TWWHD: forms a TWWHD: with a TWWHD:, they use the TWWHD: to ship TWWHD: to TWWHD:. TWWHD: abuses the service to send unwanted love letters to an unspecified admirer. He is the only character other than TWWHD: to actually be seen using a TWWHD:.

The only items TWWHD: can send in the mail are the TWWHD: and TWWHD:. Various characters use the service to send letters and parcels to TWWHD:. TWWHD: sends TWWHD: an unspecified TWWHD: parcel costing 201 NaN Rupees. When purchased it turns out to be the TWWHD:. TWWHD: sends a C.O.D. parcel as well, which strangely contains a TWWHD:. The parcel costs 10 NaN Rupees (half its value).

Pricing
The postage cost at any given TWWHD: varies according to how far it is from TWWHD:. The postage can be 5, 10, or 20 NaN Rupees.

The TWWHD: at the TWWHD: will state that it is "quite far" from TWWHD: and charge the maximum postage fee of 20 NaN Rupees. This is in spite of the fact that TWWHD: is adjacent to TWWHD:. Nearly every other TWWHD: in the northern half of the TWWHD: — from TWWHD: to TWWHD: — charges the minimum 5-Rupee postage and states that it is near TWWHD:. This outlier aside, the postage fee is a roughly linear function of distance from TWWHD:.

Trivia

 * The TWWHD: has a poster hung on a wall at the TWWHD: advertising a position at the TWWHD:. Presumably this is how TWWHD: learned about the job opening, as the poster describes his part-time package-sorting role.