User:Alter/Wikistuff

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"I don't use walkthroughs- I write 'em."

- Alter

"Three pieces of heart do you no good whatsoever without the fourth."

- Alter

About Me
Hey, wassup? I'm Alter, and I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? A little about me- I mostly chill out at Zelda Dungeon, where I staff. I used to work at Zelda in my Pocket, but you can read all about that on its page. I do own every Zelda game in existence (including Tingle's Balloon Fight, Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, and the CD-i's). I've also got a massive amount of Zelda Mech on top. Some people collect Baseball Cards or Star Wars stuff. I collect Zelda. Anything and everything Zelda. Outside of my LoZ hobble, I enjoy playing and listening to music. I actually (no joke) play the Ocarina. I can play a 6-hole through 9-hole Ocarina. I also play the guitar a little bit.

Obviously, I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, including building pages from the ground up, and creating a bus-load of userboxes. If you want one for yourself, just ask me on my Talk Page! I'm also willing to help you out with making a signature, if you ask.

I'm a member of both Zelda Dungeon and Zelda Universe. Feel free to send me a message on either site, although I'm not around ZU much anymore.

It may look to you like I'm a huge fan of Tingle. In truth, I just sort of like his character. It really gets on my nerves when people curse any game that has Tingle in it, claiming that he's homosexual. Play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Sure it may cost 40 bucks on eBay, but it's worth it. I never really cared for Tingle myself, but then I played his game. It changed my whole perspective on him. TRR is now one of my favorite games.

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 If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page! If you want a laugh, you can read my sorta accurate biography: Alter's Bio

Do's and Dont's
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__________________________________  These are my "do's" and "dont's". Practice them when around me. "Do's" "Dont's"
 * Do check out the website I work for, ZeldaInMyPocket.co.uk.
 * Don't bash the CD-i games- you don't know what you're talking about.
 * Don't bash Tingle, or his respective game, TRR. It's the best game ever.

Created Pages
This is a list of page I have either created or practically created. By practically, I mean that the only thing that was there before I began was "Death Bug is a boss in the insect dunge in TRR". Yes, that is an actual example. Plus, that was incorrect info anyway.

(including most of the individual recipes and items themselves,
 * Dr. Mizumi
 * The Legend of Zelda: Mystical Seed of Courage
 * Dream Shrine
 * Insect Cavern
 * Hero's Shrine
 * Pirate Hideaway
 * Captain Stalfos
 * Death Bug
 * Beetle King[[Image:TingleGame-1.jpg|right|thumb|285px|An image I created using Paint in attempt to scare the anti-Tingle crowd. Go ahead and help spread it 'round! ;)]]
 * Arn
 * Medila
 * Paul‎
 * Old Gent
 * St. GIGA
 * BS-X broadcasting system
 * Tingles
 * Salona
 * Bodyguard Smith
 * Yamatami Tribe
 * Uura Tribe
 * Sprite
 * Fairy Garden
 * Zelda in my Pocket
 * Fairy Doll
 * Stone Slab‎
 * Stone Beak
 * Soldier Captain
 * Madame Scratchcard‎
 * Chip & Super Chip
 * Recipes

which I won't list here because they are so numerous.)

Favorite Zelda Quotes
"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link

"A fake is a fake, and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins"

- -Midna

"Dude! You're asking me when we started to live on this island? What do you mean by 'when?' Whoa! The concept just makes my heard hurt!"

- Unnamed boy


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Alter's Trident Timeline Theory
Summery


 * The Trident Theory is something I, Alter, came up with myself. I'm unsure as to whether or not someone else has had any similar ideas. The basic theory is that Ganon was once a Human/Gerudo. Once he stole the Trident (which transformed him into a "demon"), he was unable to ever return to his human form, and usually wields the Trident as a weapon from then on.

Trident Theory Timeline:
 * TMC
 * FS
 * OoT/MM
 * TP
 * TRR
 * TWW/PH
 * FSA
 * ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS
 * LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

Notes


 * Vaati was sealed after the events in TMC, and was released during in FS. He was sealed again, only to be released again in FSA, where Ganon obtains his Trident.


 * Sometime after TP, the land is flooded, explaining why there are islands in TRR, TWW, and PH. The land slowly drains, the Hyrule found in ALttP is uncovered. After Ganon is defeated in ALttP, Link travels across the now much smaller sea to the lands of Koholint, Holodrum, and Labrynna.


 * The game manual for LA states that Link went on a search for enlightenment after defeating Ganon. This makes sense, as ALttP had been it's predecessor, and the developers wanted to semi-continue the story. After leaving Koholint Island He sails to the lands of Labrynna and Holodrum.


 * The baby Deku Tree that Tingle helped in TRR grows up. The forest then becomes known as Forest Haven. Link later ventures there during the events of TWW.