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"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"Three Pieces of Heart do you no good whatsoever without the fourth."

- Alter

MY COMPUTER CRASHED VIA FRIDAY 13 VIRUS AND I CAN BARELY SEE TO FIX ANYTHING. I'LL BE GONE 'TILL DECEMBER 10 OR SO. MAYBE MY COMPUTER WILL BE WORKING BY THEN. 06:52, November 14, 2009 (UTC)

About Me/Brief History
Hey, wassup? I'm Alter, and I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? A little about me- I mostly chill out at Ordon Village, where I'm one of the current Webmasters. I used to work at Zelda Dungeon, but I stepped down from that position for several reasons. Before that, I staffed at Zelda in my Pocket, but you can read all about that scenario on its page. I own every Zelda game in existence, including the numerous spin-offs. The most recent addition is my import of Tingle's Love Balloon Trip. I've also got a massive amount of Zelda merch on top of that. Some people collect baseball cards or comic books, but I collect Zelda. Anything and everything Zelda. Outside of that hobbie (or obsession, if you'd rather call it that), I enjoy playing and listening to music. I actually play the Ocarina (no joke!). I can play the 6, 8, 9, and 12-hole Ocarinas quite well. Recently, I purchased the 12-hole Ocarina of Time replica from Songbird Ocarinas.

Obviously, I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, including building pages from the ground up, and creating tons of userboxes. If you want one for yourself, just ask me on my Talk Page! I'm also willing to help you out with making a signature, if you ask.

If you want to get in touch with me outside of the wiki, contact me at Ordon Village, Zelda Dungeon and Zelda Universe. Feel free to send me a private message on either site, although I'm not around the latter two much anymore.

Tingle
 It may look to you like I'm a huge fan of Tingle. In truth, I just enjoy his unique character. It really gets on my nerves when people curse any game that has Tingle in it, claiming that he's a homosexual, retarded, little-kiddish character. If you feel this way, play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Sure it may cost 40 bucks on eBay, but it's worth it. I never really cared for Tingle myself until I played that game, which is now one of my favorites. Don't flip out about it! Just have a bit of fun. I even enjoyed that game so much, I imported his latest one.

2,000
Yes sir! This paragraph right here is my 2,000th edit. Do you know what that means? Yes, you are correct. I have made 2,000 edits. Why? Because I like editing here. In fact, I liked editing here 2,000 times. And those 2,000 edits were certainly worth it. I mean, who else had exactly 2,000 edits when I did, at the time of my 2,000th edit, at 18:37 (UCT) on Friday, October 2, 2009, AD? I think I'm the only one with those 2,000 edits. That means that those 2,000 edits were important. I mean 2,000 edits important! So, I suppose that this is it for my 2,000th edit. I'll see you in another 2,000 edits, I hope. Thanks for reading about my 2,000th edit. If you did actually read all of my 2,000th edit, feel free to place your name right below here (which is, I might add, conveniently titled "People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit")!

People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit

 * Triforce of the Gods
 * Neo

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 If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Do's and Dont's
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__________________________________  These are my "do's" and "dont's". Practice them when around me. "Do's" "Dont's"
 * Do check out the website I work for, OrdonVillage.com.
 * Don't bash the CD-i games- you don't know what you're talking about.
 * Don't bash Tingle, or his respective games, TRR and TLBT. You probably haven't played them.



Created/Heavily Edited Pages
This is a list of page I have either created/practically created, or pages that I have heavily added to or revised. If you haven't already noticed, most of the pages I work on are the spin-off games, such as TRR, TBF, TLBT, and BS Zelda. The reason for this is that these pages are seriously lacking information, and it's something that many community members are curious about. Currently, I've contributed about 75% of the current TRR content, and about 90 of the TLBT content. Here, I'll only list the significant pages, and not the ones that are in the stub range.


 * Dr. Mizumi
 * Pinkle
 * Peter
 * Segare
 * Masaru
 * Death Bug
 * Usotami Village
 * Dream Shrine
 * Insect Cavern
 * Dazzle Lyphos
 * Hero's Shrine
 * Pirate Hideaway
 * Captain Stalfos
 * Tingle (Series)
 * Pages in TLBT (all 14)
 * The Legend of Zelda: Mystical Seed of Courage
 * Beetle KingTingleGame-1.jpg
 * Arn
 * Medila
 * Paul‎
 * Old Gent
 * St. GIGA
 * BS-X broadcasting system
 * Tingles
 * Salona
 * Bodyguard Smith
 * Yamatami Tribe
 * Uura Tribe
 * Sprite
 * Fairy Garden
 * Zelda in my Pocket
 * Fairy Doll
 * Stone Slab‎/Stone Beak
 * Soldier Captain
 * Ingredients in TRR
 * Items in TRR

Favorite Community, Zelda, and all-around Quotes
"i could only find 2 rings [ OoX ] ... but my sis found a ring that turned you into a crawly seed shooter thing"

- lightgrasp

"Hey Mr. Kaepora Gaebora! How many licks does it take to get the crunchy center of a Peahat?"

- Bobby

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car."

- Unknown

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

- Jerry Garcia

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it mooooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link


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Alter's Trident Timeline Theory
Summery

Trident Theory Timeline:
 * MM - TP

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

Notes


 * The Trident Theory is something I, Alter, came up with myself. I'm unsure as to whether or not someone else has had any similar ideas. The basic theory is that Ganon was once a Human/Gerudo. Once he stole the Trident (which transformed him into a "demon"), he was unable to ever return to his human form, and usually wields the Trident as a weapon from then on.


 * You may call this an adult/child timeline if you wish, however, I don't believe that there is a reason to have call it "adult/child timeline". Quite simply put, Ganon escaped from the Sacred Realm. It says in WW that there was no hero to stop him. This could mean anything from a Link not having been born, to him failing in his task. There was never an intent for the developers to state that "the end of OoT never happened" when the game was created. They may resort to that as they have boxed themselves in, but it doesn't mean that it was planned or desired. So in the end, this theory works both ways- mine and the AT/CT theorists.


 * Vaati was sealed after the events in TMC, and was released during in FS. He was sealed again, only to be released again in FSA, where Ganon obtains his Trident.


 * When Ganon *somehow* broke out of his seal, Hyrule was flooded, explaining why there are islands in TRR, TWW, and PH. The land then drains, likely in ST. After Ganon is defeated in ALttP, Link travels across the now much smaller sea to the lands of Koholint, Holodrum, and Labrynna.


 * The game manual for LA states that Link went on a search for enlightenment after defeating Ganon. This makes sense, as ALttP had been its predecessor, and the developers wanted to continue the story. After leaving Koholint Island, and returning to Hyrule, he is warped to the lands of Labrynna or Holodrum, and then sailed to the other land after completing his journey.
 * The baby Deku Tree that Tingle helped in TRR grows up. The forest then becomes known as Forest Haven. Link later ventures there during the events of TWW.

Alter's Trident Timeline Theory 2
Summery

Trident Theory Timeline 2:
 * MM - TP - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

Notes


 * This is also a possibility, where they split, and then later re-merge at the point of FSA. This idea fits well, but there really is no reason for it.