User:Eponasowner@legacy41958113

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''Yep. I'm back. ''

To be entirely honest, I wouldn't mind a table of contents. But Oh Well.

Bio
Though this may come as a surprise to some, my name is not really Stalkid. My name is something so obscure; something so inconceivably strange; so terrifyingly, horrendously peculiar that you may even go HP Lovecraft on me if I tell you.

Actually, My name is &%@$#*=&. I've played Loz, Aol, Alttp, LA, Oot, MM, and LCT. I've beaten Aol, Oot, MM and LCT, I'm not good enough (or perhaps not smart enough) to figure out the rest. I have horrible penmanship, and believe that theories are perfectly okay as long as they have some sort of fortification. I'm also a creative mind more than an applied one, which means that perhaps wikis aren't for me; and I really (I have to admit) am not that useful around here.

I've been an off-and-on Zelda Wiki member for about three years now, but for the majority of that time I was simply too immature to fit in a place that's even remotely reasonable. I own an N64, with all of the zelda games available for it (yes, every single one. All of them. I've got a complete, solid collection).

I certainly enjoy Ocarina of Time more than I do others, though it's a short game and there is limited area for adventure (See my criticism). I am also a fan of the Oot Manga, but (like the game) the actual amount of content is very small. Majora's mask, though even shorter, is more difficult and certainly runner-up. I like most of the seemingly uninteresting characters such as Saria, Malon, Mido and Fado. My favorite race is undoubtedly the Kokiri.

Theories that I support

 * The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time is the First in the series. Ganondorf appears in almost all of the games, and he was born shortly prior to Oot. The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask is one of the games in which Ganondorf does not appear, and the characters of Link, Epona and the Happy Mask Salesman are all from the previous game; making it a direct sequel.


 * The Great Deku Tree of Oot is not the first Great Deku Tree. Given the size of the Deku Tree Sprout, I'd guesstimate that the former Great Deku Tree was about 250 years old and that each of the houses in the Kokiri Forest are the hollowed remains of a former Deku Tree. If each of the stumps was a 250-year old tree, and there have been seven Great Deku Trees in the past, that would mean that the Kokiri forest village is 1750 years old, give or take a hundred or so. If the Kokiri never age, then perhaps our friends (Mido, Fado, Twins, etc.) have been around since the very beginning. By that logic, Saria could have awakened as a Sage over 1000 years ago; should the need arise.


 * Fairies, with their magical magicalness, emit a bright aura around themselves. Underneath a thick curtain of light is a small, humanoid person with wings large enough to well surpass the light rays. It is said that Fado looks like Farore, and she is somewhat courageous (or at least adventurous), and Malon looks somewhat like Din (she is powerful, or perhaps free-spirited). Lastly, given that Navi has a blue aura, perhaps her true appearance is something like Nayru (and at that, she is very wise when she finds time to stop battologizing).


 * The word Goron does not come from the Japanese word Goron, as that would describe the sound of a hollow object like a drum or log falling down a steep slope. The sound Koron describes a rock or other flat-sounding object tumbling down a hill. Rather, Goron is the Japanese pronunciation of Golem, as Ls are pronounced as Rs and Ms are pronounces as Ns when at the end of a syllable. Therefore, due to their rock golem-like attributes, Gorons were originally intended to be called Golems.

A Perfect World
Okay, this is the place where I complain about Oot and suggest improvements. And please, don't complain about it being unrealistic. I'm fully aware that none of these things will happen.

Essentially, this is a far expanded world of Ocarina of Time that simply allows for more adventure, more exploring, and simply a much longer gameplay. New Items have been introduced, the overworld has been stretched (like in Twilight Princess, but without a storyline that imposes on most theories), and even the storyline has been expanded slightly.

New Items

 * Pocketwatch: A simple device for telling time. As you know, Hyrule Time is simply military time. Time goes by very quickly, so it may be useful when trying to make it to certain occasions such as Dampé's Heart-Pounding Grave-digging Tour or meeting the Postman. A Quest Status Item.


 * Fairy Ocarina: This is the Ocarina that Saria gives you at the beginning of the game. It is a memento, meant to have much sentimental value. However, as any Oot fan knows, it is replaced by the Ocarina of Time. In a Perfect World, The two Ocarinas would have been equivalents during the two time periods (Fairy Ocarina during Young Link's era, Ocarina of time during Adult Link's era.)


 * Turiguchu: Replaces the Bombchu later in the game, but is more expensive. Combination of the words Turigu, the Japanese pronunciation of Trigger; and Chu, the sound of a mouse (like the original Bombchu). Unlike the previous bombchu, which simply ran on a fuse, the Turiguchu would go on forever until you detonate it from a long distance (press C-button once to hold it, once to release it, and a third time to asplode it). A C-button Item, usable only as an adult (bombchu will be usable only as a child).


 * Cojiro: Obtained in the Expanded Adult Trading Sequence, Cojiro will be a C-button item in the child era. He will be used as a typical Cucco, helping link to glide to areas when a chicken is not present.


 * Spider's Lodestone: A compass-like item that replaces the Stone of Agony as the 20-token prize at the House of Skulltula. It sits at the bottom-left corner of the screen, next to the Rupee count, and the needle spins randomly when near a secret item such as a Secret Grotto, Heart Piece, or Gold Skulltula.

New Lands

 * Lost Woods: Now, The Lost Woods stretch southwest, all the way to Lake Hylia. At least twice the size of the original Lost Woods, it will be an ordeal simply to reach the Kokiri Forest Town. At night, one Stalfos appears in every "room" of the lost woods, and many more signs of Deku Shrub civilization will also be present. If Link takes a wrong turn in the forest, he will reappear wherever he started. Like before, the Forest Temple is in the Northeast Region of the lost woods, though not very far from the Kokiri Forest. Bean plants can carry Link into a canopy region, simply a large open space with holes (leading back down to places in the forest) hidden by foliage. This canopy will be completely invisible to the ground level. Time is indifferent.


 * Hyrule Field: Like before, Hyrule Field will house Lon Lon Ranch. It will be much larger, at least twice as large, and house Stalchildren as before. The Zora's River will stretch from Zora's Fountain all the way to Lake Hylia, traveling through Hyrule Field through to Gerudo Valley and finally to the lake in a continuous stream that Link can swim through. Dirt roads will be replaced with weathered, cobblestone roads that vanish as an adult, and fences along areas of Hyrule field will be removed completely. As before, wearing the Bunny Hood will prevent Stalchildren from appearing; though any mask will work for this purpose. Time passes normally.


 * Kakariko Village: This incarnation of Kakariko Village is slightly larger than the previous, stretching slightly farther southeast (beyond the Cucco Lady's house)

My Timeline

 * 1) Ocarina Of Time: Ganon is born prior to this game, that should be enough proof right there. Unlike a few other games, the Temple of time is not falling apart. It was built prior to Ocarina of time, and nothing between the creation of the temple of time and the events of Oot were remarkable to be made into a game.
 * 2) Link's Awakening: Takes place simultaniously, or perhaps shortly between the games of Oot and MM. MM is a direct Sequel to Oot, and this Link is possibly just another kid (perhaps even an admirer) that looks like Oot Link. Who knows, maybe it's the same kid! After all, it was all a dream.
 * 3) Majora's Mask: This is an obvious one, as Link, Epona, and the Happy Mask Salesman are all from Oot. The Wind Fish is mentioned in MM, which means that the events of LA took place prior to MM.
 * 4) Oracle of Seasons: Takes place before Oracle of Ages, features Twinrova. Ganondorf's ability to live beyond Ocarina of Time is simply due to him being trapped in the sacred realm until he is released (several times).
 * 5) Oracle of Ages: This has been confirmed as a direct sequel to Oos. 'Nuff said.
 * 6) Twilight Princess: Takes place a good amount of time after Oot, it seems comfortable to say that it is about three games away.
 * 7) A Link To The Past: It's coming quite close to the time that the Temple of Time completely falls apart. The Master Sword is floating out in the woods somewhere.
 * 8) The Legend of Zelda: Where did everyone go?
 * 9) The Adventure of Link: Aha, everyone's back!
 * 10) The Wind Waker: Ganon is killed in this game, the Master Sword is stabbed through his skull. Perhaps it remains there?
 * 11) Phantom Hourglass: Direct Sequel to TWW.
 * 12) Spirit Tracks: Direct Sequel to PH.
 * 13) The Minish Cap: Ganon is gone! The Master Sword is gone!
 * 14) Four Swords/Four Swords Adventures: I don't remember which one comes first, it's been AGES.
 * 15) Skyward Sword: I don't know much about this one, but I know that Link does not have the Master Sword (so it must be after TWW) and that they live in the sky (technological advances?). I'm not sure if Ganon appears in this one.

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Choose Your Own adventure!
This is a written map of the Lost Woods, my favorite place in Hyrule.


 * 1) Enter. You See Three entrances; one in front(2), to the left(3), and to the right(4). Nothing particularly interesting in this room.
 * 2) You're back in the Kokiri forest, return to step one.
 * 3) You see two tree stumps. Grog, the teen angst-suffering kid from Kakariko, is sitting aside the larger of the two stumps. A Skull Kid sits atop the stump, and Fado sits beside Grog. There is an exit to the far left (5) and behind you (1).
 * 4) You see a ledge with a ladder, and a gong hanging from a tree at close range. At the bottom of the ladder are two skull kids, each standing on the remains of an old tree, and plenty of tall grass. There is an exit to the right (2), behind you (1), and to the left (6).
 * 5) You see a large ledge with a ravine at the bottom, many tree stumps. At the top of the ledge is a patch of fertile soil, and a bridge goes across the large ravine off in the distance. There is lots of grass and uneven land, as well as a business shrub on the opposite side of the ravine that is willing to upgrade your Deku Sticks. There is an exit behind you (3).
 * 6) There is an exit behind you (4), one on the left (2), and one on the right (7). There is also a doorway (8) ahead of you, and a boulder that can be asploded.
 * 7) There are three exits. One, to the left, is blocked by Mido (8), one to the right (2), one behind (6) and one fountain (12).
 * 8) There is a boulder in this room, and four exits. One to the right (2), one to the left (9), one behind you (6), and one straight ahead (10).
 * 9) You are now in Goron City. There is an exit behind you (6).
 * 10) There are two business shrubs, a patch of soft soil, a secret grotto hidden in grass (contains the forest stage which can award you stick, nut, and heart upgrades), and much more grass. There is an exit behind you (8).
 * 11) There are four exits: one straight (2), one left (2), one behind (8), and one to the right (11).
 * 12) You are in the Sacred Forest Meadow, which houses a fairy fountain and the forest temple (and Saria!).
 * 13) You are at the entrance to Zora's Domain.