User:Justin Folvarcik

To-do

 * Fix problem with uploading large images
 * Try to figure out why the bot won't solve redirects

Coding Resume

 * NIWA Cards: Trading card system for the NIWA forums.
 * Patrolled Edits extension: Extension for the MediaWiki software which tells how many edits a user has patrolled.
 * Patrol Magic extension: Adds new magic words/parser functions to the wiki software to output information on how many edits have been marked as patrolled overall.
 * Similar Images extension: Outputs images which are duplicated or have similar filenames in a gallery on a special page.

Memorable Quotes
These are awesome quotes. Most of them will come from the Skype chats. If you laugh real hard, join Skype!

WARNING!
 * Some of these quotes are inappropriate for younger viewers!

"Ah so it is a legendary ZL dump. Theirs are always the best!"

- Cipriano 119

"im an IT major so half my professors are middle eastern or indian"

- Noah

"All you have to do is really insult an emo band and give them razors."

- Axiomist

"Too much licking"

- Cipriano 119

"[10:43:17 PM ]Steve: [10:42:37 PM] Steve: Save money. Live better. [10:42:54 PM] Justin: F#@% Walmart.

Their new slogan."

- Steve and myself.

"Dealing with nuthead theorists is like shoving a pinecone up your ass. It’s never pleasent."

- Matt

"Man made beer; God made pot. Who do you trust?"

- Urban Dictionary

"Mommy... Google put something in my butt while I was bending over the trash can."

- Anonymous

"For the last several hours my internet decided to take a dump on itself."

- Matt

"Well at least there she doesn’t have that “I’m going to eat you” look."

- Matt

"My pokemon uses Harden, then Arm Thrust, then String Shot. Your pokemon fainted."

- Yusei

"They must have an English Dora the Explorer."

- Steve

"That's like saying the reason that Ganondorf wanted to take over Hyrule in OoT is because he wanted new socks and that Hyrule made some damn good socks. He just didn't want to buy them. WTF"

- Cipriano 119

"STDs: When sharing isn't caring."

- Mandi

"This is what I've always viewed the admins/patrollers like. We're like policemen for the internet."

- Mandi

"HE'S GOT A KEYBOARD! OPEN FIRE!"

- Noble Wrot

"It involves the new zelda game, and entertains the millions of horny gamers. INSTANT SUCCESS"

- Nathan

"Vaginis Marinaras? That almost sounds like an Italian bistro dish"

- Cipriano 119

"You're fat Don't try to sugar coat it because you'll eat that, too."

- Funny picture

"If you own a Zelda license plate, you might be a virgin."

- Chance

"Dude, wait for me! I could go for some crabs"

- Cipriano 119

"Well your a retarded nigger because story is what shapes gaming"

- TheSuperZeldaMan

(This next one is talking about Metroid and scanning) "i never understood the whole scan thing, so does her scan visor just google shit?"

- Malake256

"Internet Explorer, the worst STD of the browser world."

- Matt

"i hate women"

- Noah

"NO! WE NEED YOU! COME BAAAAA---oh wait, I forgot nobody actually likes you. Never mind."

- Xykeb Zraliv

"im curious on what take your kid to work day is like for a porn star"

- Noah

"You got Naked. Is this your big chance?"

- Mandi

"The key to a good Zelda game: You gotta get a boner."

- Mandi

"[11:06:48 PM] Abdullah: I love forests. Actually, one of my dreams is to see the desert turn into a forest. [11:07:39 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Forests blow, Abdul They're full of mosquitoes and spiders [11:08:38 PM] Abdullah: Living Creatures > Sand and a perpetual summer [11:09:43 PM] Ezlo Auditore: Rod of Seasons, dude. [11:09:52 PM] Justin Folvarcik: (chuckle) [11:09:59 PM] Ezlo Auditore: But...you'd probably need a tree stump. [11:10:07 PM] Abdullah: And seasons"

- Abdul, Pakkun, and myself

"[2:50:45 PM] astroninja1: there wer only what..like 5 women total in skyloft? [2:50:58 PM] me: Something like that. [2:51:11 PM] astroninja1: and only zelda showed any interest in link [2:51:23 PM] me: Yup [2:53:52 PM] me: So when Link smiles at Zelda at the end of SS, he's thinking "F$%@ the sky, I'm gonna tear that ass UP!""

- astroninja and myself

"[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%"[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%{{Quote|[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%$&ing technology'' [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts ''[7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.<'' [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long [7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms|Herman and myself}}ing technology [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts [7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.< [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long ''[7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms"

- Herman and myself ing technology'' [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts [7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.< [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long ''[7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms"

- Herman and myself

"[10:52:57 PM] Jo Marten: People have compared him to a used condom, but then people said that was offensive to used condoms."

- Jo The Marten

Currently Playing

 * Call of Duty: Black Ops (This one I play for Nazi Zombies most of the time, although I occasionally screw with people in Gun Game wager matches by doing nothing but knifing :P)
 * Call of Duty: Black Ops II (Multiplayer, Zombies, and occasionally campaign. ROCK THAT ZOMBIES LIFE!)
 * The Wind Waker (YAY ZELDA)
 * Skyward Sword (MOAR ZELDA!)
 * The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (It won game of the year for a reason.)
 * Mass Effect (Replaying the Mass Effect games as a different character type. I can never bring myself to be evil, though. It's more satisfying being a good guy =D)
 * Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock (I may not be able to play real guitar, but I can shred the crap out of some Guitar Hero \../)
 * Metroid Prime (Playing the series again. Classic games.)
 * Resident Evil (Playing a bunch of different games in the series. Anxiously awaiting the day I can afford RE6.)

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05:11, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

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