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A long time ago. Like, maybe around 1337 (lolmg!) CE, someone. Wait.

It was Mr. T. Yeah, Mr. T, he got some ninjas together, they were his homies. Anyways, the ninjas were totally hardcore gangstas from Mars who fought for justice across the universe. They formed a coalition called the ninja coalition of awesome judgment and justice, or the NCAJJ for short. Anyway, these guys were totally hardcore. Until Robot Jesus came along and started a reign of terror on the land!!! Chuck Norris.

Wikimarkup? Wikimarkup? With the wiki and the markup? Why back in my day we didn't have any of that kind ofOH LOOK A RANDOM, UNRELATED IMAGE OLOLOLOLOL but seriously jesus is our lord and savior.

Now where was I? Oh yeah! Robot Jesus had this gun that could fire crocodiles that burst into flames, which were radioactive and a nightmare to keep clean. In an alliance with the Zombie Pope, Robot Jesus enslave the Earth, under the alias of L. Ron Hubbard, who was a robot. Anyway, Jesus and Zombie Pope used microwaves to hypnotise everyone into thinking that the world was actually only 12 years old, and that every twelve years, it destroyed itself and restarted from scratch.

Funny story. World War II didn't happen at all. It was all a mass LSD hallucination because the Zombie Pope lost a shipment of his magic happy muffins which collided with the sun, showering the populace in its hallucinogenic goodness. Anyway, Zombie Jesus. Or was that Robot Jesus. I forget. Anyway, they were totally doing all this crazy shit until Mr. T's band of elite ninjas showed up. The ninjas fucked Mr. T, and together they became a nigger Buddha, whose powers caused Jesus and the Pope to soil themselves. Wittgenstein would later describe the entire affair as "an unpleasant misappropriation of justice."

And the rest, as they say, is history.

That is how Uncyclopedia came into being.

Uncyclopedia did WTC
Uncyclopedia did 9/11:11\6, I hold IRREFUTABLE PROOF.

Linear time is LIE. Cubic time is TRUTH, you are EDUCATED STUPID, SEE BEYOND. _   _    _ _| |__| |__| |__...LIE!

THE TRUTH IS CUBIC TIME: _____ sunup  |     | midday |    | midnight |_____| sundown

I HAVE IRREFUTABLE PROOF. FOUR SIMULTANOUS DAYS IN ONE ROTATION OF EARTH, EACH QUADRANT OF EARTH. Man is personified pyramid, 1 corner of time cube, 1 24 hr day. 1/4th of a person. pyramid * 6 equals star of david = the BALANCE = 11:11 = equilibrium in timeSpace. Four 24 hr days, simultaneously, equals 11:11 - 11:11 = natural balance. 6/11 = 11\9 = 9/11:11\6 = cubeless Uncyclopedians did wtc.

24   6    24  ,_______,  |11   11|  time^cube 6 | (o)  | 6 | /  \ |  9/11:11\6  /_______\ 24 man  is 24 personified pyramid

Man is but extension of the 9/11:11\6, four corners, four simultaneous 24 hour days. Cubeless god, unfunny god, Uncyclopedians did 9/11:11\6. I have IRREFUTABLE PROOF. Ignorant dumb asses laugh at me, they do not know. 9/11 tragedy was caused by UNCYCLOPEDIAN LIE and CONSPIRACY. ZOG means students are EDUCATED STUPID with CUBELESS LINEAR TIME LIE. I have uncovered the truth, the spirit guardians have alerted. 11:11. I DEMONSTRATE IRREFUTABLE PROOF.


 * New York City has 11 letters.
 * Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.
 * 'George W. Bush' has 11 letters
 * New York is the State # 11
 * The first plane crushing against the Twin Towers was flight #11
 * Flight # 11 was carrying 92 passengers Adding this number gives us: 9+2=11
 * Flight # 77 who also hit the towers, was carrying 65 passengers Adding this: 6+5=11
 * The tragedy was on September 11, or 9/11. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
 * The date is equal to the emergency number 911. Adding this: 9+1+1=11
 * The total number of victims inside the planes were 254: 2+5+4=11
 * September 11 is day number 254 of the calendar year: 2+5+4=11
 * After September 11, there were 111 days more to the end of the year.
 * The tragedy of 3/11/2004 in Madrid also adds up to: 3+1+1+2+4=11
 * The tragedy in Madrid happened 911 days after the tragedy of the Twin Towers.

 NATURAL

DIVINE

CUBIC

BALANCE

_______ 11:11 |      | 11:11      |       | 11:11 |       | 11:11      |_______|

911 is also 191 - 9=endings. 11 is balance which takes us to 11:11. 9/11:11\6 = STAR OF DAVID = CUBELESS IDIOT UNCYCLOPEDIAN GOD DID WTC. UNCYCLOPEDIA DID WTC; I PRESENT IRREFUTABLE PROOF. THINK.

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