User:Cupcakezelda

theories
okay, so this is where I'm going to post my theories. they may already be on here, but I want you to know that even if they are, THESE ARE NOT MY IDEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks and lets get started.

TINGLE I bet you all know who I'm talking about. today I'm going to talk about the version from Wind Waker. so remember how we had to free tingle from jail so we could get the sail for the king of red lions and go places? so when we crawled back, we found the pictograph that tingle apparently stole. fair enough, but how did all these SKULLS get here? if tingle and I are the only ones who have ever been here, are these the skulls of his victims? more proof is found on his island, where you find his brothers ankle and knuckle and this random guy david jr. apparently tingle is making them push his tower, 24/7. further proof is that if you talk to one of them, he says that on the days you use the tingle tuner, he's nice to them. so nice! that's it. tingle's a mass murderer. hello? can I kill you? I've got the master sword. why aren't you dying? that's it. bombs fix everything. SAGES IN OCARINA OF TIME. they're all dead. I mean, think about it! Rauru clearly says that his body is long gone, and you can only talk in the chamber of sages. Saria went to the forest temple to get rid of the monsters, but was probably killed by phantom ganon. Darunia goes to fight volvagia, but he doesn't have the megaton hammer, so volvagia probably ate him. Ruto appears briefly to you in the water temple, but you don't see her again until the chamber of sages,