User:Captain Cornflake@legacy41957168

Life Bio
Born in the New England state of Connecticut, Dennis (known as The Capn to most others) has spent tons of his life gaming and on the internet. His primary hobby is web design, and currently moderately successful gaming website VG Resource Center. He's been gaming since he was a wee lad, when his mom introduced him to the Atari 2600 and NES. Since then, he has aquired nearly 200 legal copies of games spanning across 15 platforms, and countless "others" that he plays on his computer.

He is also an avid Halo PC player, which he's been reguarly playing online since April of 2004. He dabbles in modding for it, and reguarly gets his ass beaten online.

ZU Bio
Quick timeline:

- 2002: Became regular visitor to the site - April 2003: Registered on the forums - August 2003: Started posting on the forums - Late-spring 2004: Started going to the chat room - July 2004: Got drunk at friends house and created account "Hornball Harry." Him and friend wreaked havok for 3 hours before being banned. (True identity of HH unknown until this wiki posting) - Early March 2005: 1000 posts - Spring 2005: After the banning of Hindmost and Kedsy, Capn evolved into the most decorated n00b owner on the forums. - June 2005: Got banned in an attempt to leave the forums. Soon unbanned, but tried to leave anyways. Was back just 2 weeks later. - August 2005: 2000 posts reached in the "Troll to 2000 Marathon!" - August 23, 2005: Banned again. Hopefully won't be unbanned this time, because his sanity depends on it. Title of coolest troll handed down to milk. - October (?) 2005: Trolled under the name SPANKER OF MEN. Attacked members in tandem with milk. After the ZU Hacking Scare which he instigated, both Spanks and milk were banned. - November 2, 2005: Registered the domain "zeldauniverse.be," to which he is the owner of. While initially intending to use it for a grand troll, the idea was shelved (like many of his other ideas) and the domain just points to his forum profile. - January 2006: Came back briefly to troll with Emperor Hindmost. During his long absense, it was discovered that many members of the forums did not know the terror of being owned. Capn, masquerading as "BigAssMan," made a brief splash of chaos to address that matter.

He still goes to the ZU Chat Room. He was briefly a sysop here on the wiki, but do to his extreme lack of caring, he isn't anymore.

Interests
Favorite games include Pac-Man Collection, Zelda: A Link to the Past, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2, Halo PC, Perfect Dark, Plok! and Donkey Kong Country 2.

Favorite bands include Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Pink Floyd, Metallica and Breaking Point.

Cool Facts
Has the largest cock of anybody on ZU.

Listens to a variety of music, such as classic rock, grunge and new rock.

He lives in the same state as Correk.

Links
The Capn's long-running gaming site. It has been a personal project of his since 2000, but launched it as a real gaming site of his in July 2003.

The Capn's ZU forum profile

Cornflake Design The Capn's personal web design site. Portfolio and stuff like that.