User:Alter/Wikistuff

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"Three pieces of heart do you no good whatsoever without the fourth."

- Alter

About Me
Hey, wassup? I'm Alter, and I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? A little about me- I mostly chill out at Ordon Village, where I staff. I used to work at Zelda Dungeon, but I stepped down from that position for several reasons. Before that, I staffed at Zelda in my Pocket, but you can read all about that scenario on its page. I own every Zelda game in existence (including Tingle's Balloon Fight, Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland, and the CD-i games). I've also got a massive amount of Zelda merch on top of that. Some people collect Baseball Cards or Star Wars figurines. I collect Zelda. Anything and everything Zelda. Outside of that hobble (or obsession, if you'd rather call it that), I enjoy playing and listening to music. I actually play the Ocarina (no joke!). I can play the 6, 8, 9, and 12-hole Ocarinas quite well. Recently, I purchased the 12-hole Ocarina of Time replica from Songbird Ocarinas.

Obviously, I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, including building pages from the ground up, and creating a bus-load of userboxes. If you want one for yourself, just ask me on my Talk Page! I'm also willing to help you out with making a signature, if you ask.

I'm a member of both Zelda Dungeon and Zelda Universe. Feel free to send me a message on either site, although I'm not around on them much anymore, since I've become a staff member at Ordon Village.

It may look to you like I'm a huge fan of Tingle. In truth, I just enjoy his character. It really gets on my nerves when people curse any game that has Tingle in it, claiming that he's a homosexual, retarded, little-kiddish character. If you feel this way, play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Sure it may cost 40 bucks on eBay, but it's worth it. I never really cared for Tingle myself until I played that game, which is now one of my favorites. I also enjoy making people mad by posting Tingle pictures.

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 If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page! If you want a laugh, you can read my sorta accurate biography: Alter's Bio

Do's and Dont's
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__________________________________  These are my "do's" and "dont's". Practice them when around me. "Do's" "Dont's"
 * Do check out the website I work for, ZeldaInMyPocket.co.uk.
 * Don't bash the CD-i games- you don't know what you're talking about.
 * Don't bash Tingle, or his respective game, TRR. It's the best game ever.

Created Pages
This is a list of page I have either created or practically created. By practically, I mean that the only thing that was there before I began was "Death Bug is a boss in the insect dunge in TRR". Yes, that is an actual example. Plus, that was incorrect info anyway.

(including most of the individual recipes and items themselves,
 * Dr. Mizumi
 * The Legend of Zelda: Mystical Seed of Courage
 * Dream Shrine
 * Insect Cavern
 * Hero's Shrine
 * Pirate Hideaway
 * Captain Stalfos
 * Death Bug
 * Beetle King[[Image:TingleGame-1.jpg|right|thumb|285px|An image I created using Paint in attempt to scare the anti-Tingle crowd. Go ahead and help spread it 'round! ;)]]
 * Arn
 * Medila
 * Paul‎
 * Old Gent
 * St. GIGA
 * BS-X broadcasting system
 * Tingles
 * Salona
 * Bodyguard Smith
 * Yamatami Tribe
 * Uura Tribe
 * Sprite
 * Fairy Garden
 * Zelda in my Pocket
 * Fairy Doll
 * Stone Slab‎
 * Stone Beak
 * Soldier Captain
 * Madame Scratchcard‎
 * Chip & Super Chip
 * Recipes

which I won't list here because they are so numerous.)

Favorite Zelda Quotes
"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link

"A fake is a fake, and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins"

- -Midna

"Dude! You're asking me when we started to live on this island? What do you mean by 'when?' Whoa! The concept just makes my heard hurt!"

- Unnamed boy


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Alter's Trident Timeline Theory
Summery

Trident Theory Timeline:
 * MM - TP

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

Notes


 * The Trident Theory is something I, Alter, came up with myself. I'm unsure as to whether or not someone else has had any similar ideas. The basic theory is that Ganon was once a Human/Gerudo. Once he stole the Trident (which transformed him into a "demon"), he was unable to ever return to his human form, and usually wields the Trident as a weapon from then on.


 * You may call this an adult/child timeline if you wish, however, I don't believe that there is a reason to have call it "adult/child timeline". Quite simply put, Ganon escaped from the Sacred Realm. It says in WW that there was no hero to stop him. This could mean anything from a Link not having been born, to him failing in his task. There was never an intent for the developers to state that "the end of OoT never happened" when the game was created. They may resort to that as they have boxed themselves in, but it doesn't mean that it was planned or desired. So in the end, this theory works both ways- mine and the AT/CT theorists.


 * Vaati was sealed after the events in TMC, and was released during in FS. He was sealed again, only to be released again in FSA, where Ganon obtains his Trident.


 * When Ganon *somehow* broke out of his seal, Hyrule was flooded, explaining why there are islands in TRR, TWW, and PH. The land then drains, likely in ST. After Ganon is defeated in ALttP, Link travels across the now much smaller sea to the lands of Koholint, Holodrum, and Labrynna.


 * The game manual for LA states that Link went on a search for enlightenment after defeating Ganon. This makes sense, as ALttP had been its predecessor, and the developers wanted to continue the story. After leaving Koholint Island, and returning to Hyrule, he is warped to the lands of Labrynna or Holodrum, and then sailed to the other land after completing his journey.
 * The baby Deku Tree that Tingle helped in TRR grows up. The forest then becomes known as Forest Haven. Link later ventures there during the events of TWW.

Trident Theory Timeline 2:
 * MM - TP - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

Notes

This is also a possibility, where they split, and then later re-merge at the point of FSA. This idea fits well, but there really is no reason for it.