User:Justin Folvarcik

To-do

 * Fix problem with uploading large images
 * Finish updating extensions and sniff out any remaining bugs
 * Fix javascript for the cite buttons
 * Fix the 503s caused by PHP caching
 * Fix problems with creating thumbnails for certain images

Some things about me
So I never really had anything about me here, but I guess it's time to at least put something. *ahem*

My name is Justin Folvarcik, and I live in Florida. I've been a part of Zelda Wiki since 2009, when I was an incredible n00b. However, after much hard work and self-improvement, I got better and learned how to edit like an intelligent person. Then, I started learning how to code, which brought me immense pleasure. I love working with web coding and doing development and administration. In fact, I've actually written a couple of extensions which are installed on Zelda Wiki! Now, I've been active here for quite a while, and I joined the staff as a patroller sometime in 2010. However, I took a two year hiatus from the site which began in late 2010. Most people assumed I was never coming back (including me), but I eventually did resurface in late 2012, when I regained my patrol rights and resumed my staff position. Sometime later, I was promoted to admin, and that brings us to today. I do a lot of server work, including administration of the server, both the database and the wiki filesystem. As such, I am considered a bureaucrat, although this does not mean that I am above the other administrators! I simply handle different tasks than most of them. I'm also quite friendly, so if you ever have any questions about anything, feel free to come to me with them.

I'm very code-savvy, so if you're having problems with templates, javascript, css, or anything like that, my talk page is a good place to get your question answered. Also, if anything on the wiki is broken or working improperly, please let me know on my talk page.

Unrelated to wiki stuff, I enjoy fishing, shooting pool, hanging at bars, and watching pointless YouTube vids. I'm also a brony, and I highly enjoy My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It's got a great community (well, aside from the weirdos, that is) and the music that comes out of it is pretty awesome.

Writing
So, I like to write. Right now, I'm writing a My Little Pony fanfic (ha ha ha, laugh it up) which is very dark and tragic. It's on FiMFiction if you'd like to read it. Dis be it.

I also plan to revive an old story I was writing (which is not a fanfic and has no relation to My Little Pony). But I'd like to finish the fanfic first. I've already put a lot of work into it.

Now then, on to userboxes of uselessness.

Coding Resume

 * Patrolled Edits extension: Extension for the MediaWiki software which tells how many edits a user has patrolled.
 * Patrol Magic extension: Adds new magic words/parser functions to the wiki software to output information on how many edits have been marked as patrolled overall.
 * Similar Images extension: Outputs images which are duplicated or have similar filenames in a gallery on a special page. (Currently broken, and I have no intentions of fixing it. POINTLESS EXTENSION IS POINTLESS.)

Memorable Quotes
These are awesome quotes. Most of them will come from the Skype chats. If you laugh real hard, join Skype!

WARNING!
 * Some of these quotes are inappropriate for younger viewers!

"Ah so it is a legendary ZL dump. Theirs are always the best!"

- Cipriano 119

"im an IT major so half my professors are middle eastern or indian"

- Noah

"All you have to do is really insult an emo band and give them razors."

- Axiomist

"Too much licking"

- Cipriano 119

"[10:43:17 PM ]Steve: [10:42:37 PM] Steve: Save money. Live better. [10:42:54 PM] Justin: F#@% Walmart.

Their new slogan."

- Steve and myself.

"Dealing with nuthead theorists is like shoving a pinecone up your ass. It’s never pleasent."

- Matt

"Man made beer; God made pot. Who do you trust?"

- Urban Dictionary

"Mommy... Google put something in my butt while I was bending over the trash can."

- Anonymous

"For the last several hours my internet decided to take a dump on itself."

- Matt

"Well at least there she doesn’t have that “I’m going to eat you” look."

- Matt

"My pokemon uses Harden, then Arm Thrust, then String Shot. Your pokemon fainted."

- Yusei

"They must have an English Dora the Explorer."

- Steve

"That's like saying the reason that Ganondorf wanted to take over Hyrule in OoT is because he wanted new socks and that Hyrule made some damn good socks. He just didn't want to buy them. WTF"

- Cipriano 119

"STDs: When sharing isn't caring."

- Mandi

"This is what I've always viewed the admins/patrollers like. We're like policemen for the internet."

- Mandi

"HE'S GOT A KEYBOARD! OPEN FIRE!"

- Noble Wrot

"It involves the new zelda game, and entertains the millions of horny gamers. INSTANT SUCCESS"

- Nathan

"Vaginis Marinaras? That almost sounds like an Italian bistro dish"

- Cipriano 119

"You're fat Don't try to sugar coat it because you'll eat that, too."

- Funny picture

"If you own a Zelda license plate, you might be a virgin."

- Chance

"Dude, wait for me! I could go for some crabs"

- Cipriano 119

"Well your a retarded nigger because story is what shapes gaming"

- TheSuperZeldaMan

(This next one is talking about Metroid and scanning) "i never understood the whole scan thing, so does her scan visor just google shit?"

- Malake256

"Internet Explorer, the worst STD of the browser world."

- Matt

"i hate women"

- Noah

"NO! WE NEED YOU! COME BAAAAA---oh wait, I forgot nobody actually likes you. Never mind."

- Xykeb Zraliv

"im curious on what take your kid to work day is like for a porn star"

- Noah

"You got Naked. Is this your big chance?"

- Mandi

"The key to a good Zelda game: You gotta get a boner."

- Mandi

"[11:06:48 PM] Abdullah: I love forests. Actually, one of my dreams is to see the desert turn into a forest. [11:07:39 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Forests blow, Abdul They're full of mosquitoes and spiders [11:08:38 PM] Abdullah: Living Creatures > Sand and a perpetual summer [11:09:43 PM] Ezlo Auditore: Rod of Seasons, dude. [11:09:52 PM] Justin Folvarcik: (chuckle) [11:09:59 PM] Ezlo Auditore: But...you'd probably need a tree stump. [11:10:07 PM] Abdullah: And seasons"

- Abdul, Pakkun, and myself

"[2:50:45 PM] astroninja1: there wer only what..like 5 women total in skyloft? [2:50:58 PM] me: Something like that. [2:51:11 PM] astroninja1: and only zelda showed any interest in link [2:51:23 PM] me: Yup [2:53:52 PM] me: So when Link smiles at Zelda at the end of SS, he's thinking "F$%@ the sky, I'm gonna tear that ass UP!""

- astroninja and myself

"[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%"[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%{{Quote|[7:32:50 PM] Herman Håkestad: F%$&ing technology'' [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts ''[7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.<'' [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long [7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms|Herman and myself}}ing technology [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts [7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.< [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long ''[7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms"

- Herman and myself ing technology'' [7:32:54 PM] Herman Håkestad: Breaks your hearts [7:33:01 PM] Justin Folvarcik: Yeah. It sucks >.< [7:33:13 PM] Herman Håkestad: Though without a console [7:33:25 PM] Herman Håkestad: You could excercise by masturbating all day long ''[7:33:32 PM] Herman Håkestad: And get really strong arms"

- Herman and myself

"[10:52:57 PM] Jo Marten: People have compared him to a used condom, but then people said that was offensive to used condoms."

- Jo The Marten

"[11:41:47 PM] Doctor Destiny: HAI MUSLIM MAN.'' [11:41:56 PM] Doctor Destiny: Hey. That could be a Mega Man boss. [11:42:01 PM] Doctor Destiny: He throws the Koran at you."

- Mike (Non-ZW user)

"[7:56:29 PM] Sharaf Alakhfash: das rite nigga, i bring dat bitch to mah place, say f&%# it [7:56:50 PM] Sharaf Alakhfash: then I put my BBQ sauce on her chicken nuggets [7:57:06 PM] Sharaf Alakhfash: west siiiide"

- Sharaf (Non-ZW user)

Currently Playing

 * Call of Duty: Black Ops II (Multiplayer, Zombies, and occasionally campaign. ROCK THAT ZOMBIES LIFE!)
 * Halo 4 (Solo campaign on legendary for DAYS.)
 * Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II (This is a tough one at the beginning.)
 * Hellfire (Because Diablo never gets old.)

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