User:Emma

"How'd you like to marry Malon?"

- Talon after winning his Cucco game

I like to make people laugh. I guarantee you that you will feel the urge to laugh many times on this page.


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My Pages and Places
"What a handy little spider-crusher! Go on! Just whack away!"

- Midna (Twilight Princess)

Basic Information
Favorite Quote of the 2D Games "You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link's Awakening

Need I say more?

Bio
"Twinkle, twinkle, little Cucco... I am gold and not for you-oo..."

- Golden Cucco (Twilight Princess)

How I came to Zelda Wiki.org
"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

Classic. One of the more obscure quotes. Happens after Link repeatedly beats a Cucco. Marin must be following Link!

Gaming History
"Uh! Rare color of wolf! Looks tasty... But tonight fish night. Maybe another time."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Later, after the level. "Uh! You that tasty-looking wolf. Me remember! [Looks to Yeta] ...Breakfast, uh?"

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

"Meat in morning? No..."

- Yeta (Twilight Princess)

"[Sighs depressively] Uh... that too bad..."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Talk Again "But... Looks so tasty, uh..."

- Yeto (Twilight Princess)

Friends
I guess I have made some friends here. I'll list the users that are on friendly terms with me - in alphabetic order. If you think that you should be in this list then just say so on my talk page.
 * Adam
 * Ando
 * Axiomist
 * David
 * Magnus orion
 * MARKOL
 * ZeldaGirl96

"Forget the Scent of Ilia and learn a new scent?"

- N/A

"No, no, no, no ,no, nooooo!!!"

- What we all know that Link was really thinking.

My Timeline
"If you vandalize any page on Zelda Wiki.org, I will send the Hero of Time to destroy you."

- Matt

Would a sysop please assume the title of Hero of Time, temporarily, in the event of vandalism.

Ahh... Sarcasm... No really, assume the title!

My Contributions

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"How about a big Goron hug?"

- Goron

RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!

Favorite Dialog
Twinrova death sequence

Table of Completions and Attempts
This table was ripped from David's userpage who ripped it from Douken's user page who ripped it from Ando's user page who ripped it from Ian Moody's user page. Guidelines: "Times Beaten" means number of times the game's main storyline was completed in its entirety(not including side-quests), not how many times the final boss was defeated. "Times Started" is the number of times that a new game was started. "Greatest Completion" is the farthest point reached in a game. That includes side-quests and extras. This all means that the times beaten should never exceed times started. Usage: Since I'm one of the early users of this table, I'm keeping who I got it from. To prevent this chain from getting too long, I'll let anyone copy this table to his/her userpage, with no requirement to state that he/she obtained it from my page (although it would be appreciated). That is provided that he/she adheres to the above guidelines and that it is used in a professional manner.

Don't know what games I'm talking about? Then see this.

Here is a quote that would cause Link to feel rather afraid.


 * "Unless you cheat or use some dirty tricks, you have no chance. And if you do cheat...you will pay dearly."

- One of the Gorons before beating Gor Coron in


 * "You... Did you really win? Without cheating? If I find out that you cheated, human, you will pay."

- Same Goron, after Link "cheats" with the Iron Boots

Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes
These are some of the funniest/dumbest things I've heard people say. No these aren't typos. This is actually what they said.

Warning : Some quotes contain language that may be offensive to some people. The worst one, known by some as the "f-word", is censored with asterisks.

Warning : This concludes the potentially offensive language. It is clean from here on out!

Other Funny Things
Here are some other things that I found to be funny.

Warning Errors
"Keep out of children."

- kitchen knife warning label

"Entrance only. Do not enter."

- Sign on a door

"Warning: Do not attempt to swallow"

- Mattress

"Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury."

- Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual

"Be kind - rewind."

- Blockbuster Rental DVD

"Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue."

- My old computer said this once.

"Do not turn upside down"

- Warning on the underside of a TV dinner tray.

"This product has not been tested on animals."

- Can of insect repellent

Stating the Obvious
"Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes."

- Pepper Spray

"Warning: May contain traces of nuts"

- Hershey's Almond Bar

"Road wet when raining"

- Sign on a highway

"Caution: Non-Flammable"

- Fire Extinguisher

"Suitable for outdoor use."

- Rain Gauge

"Do not attempt to stop chain with hands."

- Chainsaw

"Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running"

- Lawnmower

Game Abbreviations
Here are the game abbreviations I use. Most are the same as the ones on the Zelda Timeline page. Official North America or Europe games only.

It appears that my, rather simple, abbreviation for Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland has since become the de facto standard for Zelda Wiki.org. It don't have a clue where that other one came from.

As Madame Fanadi might say: "Fi uoy nac daer siht, neht uoy era rehtie yrev trams ro ta tsael ton bmud."

- Me

If you wish to translate this, then I'll give you a hint: Tsiwt a dedda evad i.

Firefox Hints
Firefox Hints

Here's a good quote:

"Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight?"

- Midna early on in the Forest Temple

Fishing Records
"Hey... You stay away, Mr. Bug! Shoo! Go get squished!"

- Iza

Squishy, squishy Mr.Bug!

Photo of the Day
Tomorrow's Photo:

"[Adds featured voting templates to category] OH CRAP, I DIDN'T ADD NOINCLUDE TAGS!"

- Ando

Second Favorite Dialog

 * This is the dialog at the end of the Ghost Ship level in Phantom Hourglass.

"Say, you seem to like people... But I bet even a good pup like you gets the evil eye from people just 'cause you're a wolf. But me, I'm not worried about you, little guy. My older sister is much scarier than you."

- Coro (Twilight Princess)

"Say guy,you going somewhere now? You just remember that the world's a mess, guy! Seriously! You watch your back out there! Hey, and you want some advice? Two words: be plenty careful around that Zora's River."

- Coro (Twilight Princess)

Ahh, fear of a older sister. I can relate. He seems to be very good at counting!

Recommended Links
Here are some places that I recommend going to on Zelda Wiki.org: Help and Guides Featured Content
 * Editing Help
 * Help
 * Guide to Creating Userboxes
 * Guide to Archiving
 * Userboxes
 * Userboxes Category
 * Firefox Hints
 * User Signatures
 * Featured Article Nomination
 * Featured Picture Nomination
 * Featured Content Disqualification

This one is funny: "Why do I have to stand guard at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this... ...Wait a second! Have they tucked me out of the way because they think I am useless?"

- A Goron in Twilight Princess

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