User:Jayolorin

History
Jayolorin joined on the third of November, 2005 going by the name DukeJono. Jay had previously been addicted to numerous other Zelda sites, thinking of Zelda universe as 'hyped' and 'overrated, with just-too-much-popups' this soon changed when he discovered the forums, and became one of the members.

The elusive new member wandered the boards much like an inquisitive nomad, wandering what he could do to reflect his love for Zelda and the series. Though he did not know much of forums, he made a few pointless posts, never really being noticed. That is, until he discovered the BA.

Being the creative type, he made a character by the name of Jonathan. This was quickly disapproved by the faithful mod of the BA, LadyElevenarcher, who claimed it was too much like Zelda. Though DukeJono persisted, (AND GOT SMASHED BY A SILVER FRYING PAN IN THE PROCESS) and created Lance Reverus. The aspiring magic apprentice was approved by Tiroth, and this led to Duke's start in the BA.

Soon after DukeJono was put into the Nayru clan, gaining a few friends as he did so. Though considered just a newbie, he would soon prove his worth and become a dedicated member to the Nayru boards.

DukeJono did have his share of embarrassing n00b moments, those unintentionally making enemies among the ZU'ers. These were the only people who had noticed him, due to his some what unnoticeable air. Considering this, Duke went back to the BA and started to do some serious battling and writing, making many friends who were new to the BA, most notably Guardian Dragon and Puck the trickster. Duke created new characters and became a pupil to shrub in the battle school.

Many aeons after DukeJono thought it was best to change his name to Jayolorin, Jay being his nickname. It picked up after, and he was referred to as Jay from then on.

After doing things like creating a sprite comic, learning to make sigs under the tutelage of Kat, making witty comments towards those in the serious discussion boards and other things that would best be left...unmentioned.

Jay still refines his skills in the area of writing and has found fellow writers who share his enthusiasm. Now he mainly lurks in the deepest corners of ZU, ready to spring from the shadows and do something extremely random to those of the unexpected.

Ten top Trivia Facts About Jay!
1.In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Jay.

2.Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Jay, and frequently rise to the surface for air!

3.People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jay would protect them from evil spirits.

4.Reindeer like to eat Jay.

5.If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Jay would be as small as a pea.

6.By tradition, a girl standing under Jay cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!

7.Jay can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

8.South Australia was the first place to allow Jay to stand for parliament.

9.Without its lining of Jay, your stomach would digest itself.

10.Jay is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!

Self=Evaluamalgamation. Yes I spelt that correctly.
I am pretty tall for my STATURE. And/or age. This is so I can reach relatively high places. Basically, it's all I'm good for. I also get addicted to internets things such as myspace. Because of blogging. Thusly, I have no girlfriend. Because I blog. Also, I have random thoughts very often and can ponder on things when I get bored. Considering my brain has the capacity of man small Asian men's imagination (minus the outrageous smatrness) I can put these into writing. Thus leading to a lawsuit, which, might I add, I didn't do. I might add on this soon.

...or not.

Somethings I've learnt.
Here are somethings that I should have learnt long ago but only learnt this quite recently, through personal experience...is there any other way?

-Knifes if placed on finger and pulled away will hurt.

-Wall if run into will hurt.

-Combining the great taste of gravy with the awsome taste of chocolate, did not create the taste sensation i thought it would.

-Wearing make-up for drama is fine, wearing make-up when not a drama, is not so fine...for me anyway.

-Eating a whole jar of pickles will make you sick.

-Eating another jar of pickles will do pretty much the same.

-Telling the drive-thru person at Hungry Jacks that you want a BigMac, and when they tell you that they don't make BigMac, shouting, "the customer is all ways right." won't cause the workers to run to McDonalds and buy you a BigMac. (even though its the right thing to do).

-Not everyone will believe you if you say, "my computer crashed just before I could save!" everytime there is something due.

-Slapping random strangers buttocks is sexual harrasment and may lead to a lawsuit.

-The guy that plays the piano in david jones is not a busker and will not accept two dollars.

-It's rude to give buskers 5 bucks then take 4 dollars and 95 cents back

-It's even ruder to give them a 5 dollar note then take 6 dollars back

-Rolling 5 bowling balls down one lane, will lead to you being thrown out of the bowling alley.

-Though it may seem like a good idea at the time, turps is a good substitue for regular alcohol.

-Theres no such thing as a free lunch, unless you can run fast.

-All that glitters is not gold. In fact most opf the time it's just glitter.

Well stay tuned for more exciting chapters of CAPTAIN MEDIOCRE NEVAHR.

JAY OUT.