User:Yuvorias@legacy41958105

My Page
"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of a Grand Mage named Cecil is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No."

- Leonard Nimoy

Greetings, lost soul! Welcome to my abode, an abode which I prattle on and amuse those who visit. My name is Mr Black, and as you read my page you may find information which is at times, contradicting and quite frankly, false. Hopefully it's humorous, but.

I have read many of the mangas, a few being OoT, MM, Link's Awakening, the Oracle series, the Minish Cap and the first part of ALTTP. If anyone wants a page updated with what the manga mentions about something, feel free to ask.

Oh, one more thing. Whatever you do, don't say Candlejack! Otherwise you'll disappear in mid-sen

Information in a Box



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See these userboxes? They're different from ALL the userboxes on the rest of this Wiki. While some people's userboxes are violent, and others are kind, these are Honorable. Yes, you read right. Honorable.

My Activeness
"Huh? Whuh? Link? Since when did you become triplets?"

- Medli, upon throwing her into a wall a few too many times

Not often. Occasional, but not that often. This Grand Mage edits whenever he stops by, however.

How did I come here?
"Lesson, lesson! If you see a stranger...follow them!"

- Ed, Cowboy Bebop

''The skies overhead roared with thunder as the Grand Mage Cecil logged onto his home computer, searching for images of Zelda characters. Finding instead a Wikipedia dedicated to Zelda, Cecil stroked his beard curiously. The gods had dealt him an unusual hand, granting him an opportunity to join this site of Zelda fans, hardcore and not-so-hardcore. With one hand still stroking his beard, the Grand Mage Cecil clicked on Login, and registered himself.''

Yuvorias
"And you will shed tears of scarlet..."

- Vicious, Cowboy Bebop

What does Yuvorias mean? It's a name, my curious spectator! The name of a villain in a story I wrote!

Felicia
"Beware, I live!"

- Sinistar

See that fairy on Link's head? That's Felicia. I love Felicia. She's my favourite non-canonical Zelda thing in the world. Nothing beats Felicia. She's the kind of character that's funny, but by the time the emotion starts coming, you really start caring about her. I really want to expand her article, and it's a shame it can never qualify for "featured" status. Especially not now, since it's too short. So sad...

Character of the Week
Once per week, I elect my current favourite (canonical) character, and post them here. This may not change, as they may remain my favourite for a long time. Currently, it is:

NOBODY

I haven't been playing Zelda lately, so no character of the week for now! Ganondorf's had enough time here, so I took him down. When I get back into it, we'll see!

Quotes
Favorite quotes from various places.

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes..."

- Laughing Man, Ghost in the Shell or Holden Caufield, Catcher in the Rye

"The bitter fruits of betrayal must be plucked from the tree..."

- The Count, Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo

"And what is the real lesson here? Don't leave food in the fridge..."

- Spike, Cowboy Bebop

"Did I just walk into the sideshow tent? Because you look like the dog-faced boy!"

- Deadpool, Marvel: Ultimate Alliance

"We've hit the potjack!"

- Mugen, Samurai Champloo

"It is not easy, to act in the name of Justice..."

- Silver Knight, .Hack//SIGN

Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series Quotes
So many of my favorite quotes come from here, I made this little sub-section

"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with gay clown!"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Screw the rules, I have money!"

- Seto Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"I'm afraid your princess is in another castle, Kaiba-boy!"

- Pegasus, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Go back to Russia!"

- Random boy, speaking to Bakura (British), Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Hey, what are you doing?! Asking for help's illegal...in America!"

- Bandit Keith, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"If it's any consolation, the sun will be up in a few hours!"

- Tristain, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"All your puzzle are belong to me!"

- Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"This outfit is the perfect camouflage! I'm like a chameleon. An American chameleon!"

- Bandit Keith, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"And now, I'm going to use my powers to pretend this episode never even happened! That's just how evil I am!"

- Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Cards? Where we're dueling, we don't need cards! We're going to do battle with ancient Egyptian laser beams!"

- Yami Bakura, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Now that Pegasus thinks I'm dead, I can work on redeeming my character in the eyes of the fans! Wait a minute, how the hell did I climb up the side of a cliff while holding a briefcase? And, for that matter, how the hell did I get here? Into the Kaiba Cave!"

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Whenever Kaiba smiles, a puppy dies..."

- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"I activate Ocarina of Time!"

- Joey, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Time for a trip to the recycle bin, Phantom. And then once you're in the recycle bin, I'm going to right click on it and select "empty recycle bin". Because otherwise, you'll just be taking up unnecessary space. In other words, I'm going to kill you."

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"I've waited a long time for this moment, Yugi. I'm going to prove to the world that you're a cheater by beating you in a game of my own creation!"

- Duke Devlin, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Step right up and I will reveal your future... in America!"

- Bandit Keith (disguised as a fortuneteller), Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Shut up, Mokuba. I'm busy flagging YouTube videos to compensate for the fact that I have an extremely small penis."

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

Stealing
"Stealing makes everything better!"

- Mokuba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Wait, Mokuba! You mustn't do this thing! Think - what would your brother say if he saw you now?"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"(in Mokuba's mind) Well done, Mokuba! Now steal something from Joey too."

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

Duel Disk

 * Joey takes an offered duel disk, humming the Zelda discovery tune before holding it over his head triumphantly*

"Looks like Joey found a Duel Disk!"

- Yugi, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

Cheating
"I shall fuse my Mammoth Graveyard with your Dragon, causing it to decay from the inside!"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"How the hell did you do that?!"

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"It's called cheating, deal with it!"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

The Honorable Duelist
"(kneeled down) He's right. How can I hope to defeat an Egyptian god card?"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Quit your sniveling, Yugi. (Yami looks up at Kaiba) Just because this guy has an Egyptian god card, that doesn't mean he's going to win. You and I both know that there's more to card games than having the most powerful monsters. A true duelist doesn't rely on his cards alone. If you want to win this match, you're going to have to take a page out of my book and screw the rules!"

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"He's right, and I know just how to do it. (stands up) I'll use Brain Control to take control of his Revival Jam. Now, every time Slifer destroys my Revival Jam monster, he'll be forced to draw three new cards. And when Revival Jam returns to the field, Slifer's special ability means it has to attack any new monster that appears, starting the whole process over again. This will continue until he no longer has any cards left in his deck, rendering me the winner by default!"

- Yami, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

"Yugi, you took advantage of a glaring flaw in the Duel Monsters rulebook. Truly, you are an honorable duelist."

- Kaiba, Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series

That's all for now...

Theories

 * The Hero's Spirit in TP is OoT Link.
 * The Rito are evolved from the Zora.
 * The Koroks were once the Kokiri tribe.
 * Valoo is unrelated to Volvagia.
 * Jabun is not Jabu-Jabu. However, he may be a descendant of Jabu-Jabu. Centuries DID pass between OoT and WW!
 * The King Zora mentioned in TP by Queen Rutela is the same King Zora as in OoT.
 * King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule was the King of Hyrule during OoT.
 * Medli is AWESOME.

My Contributions
My contributions to this wiki called Zelda Wiki? If I told you I created the wiki...would you believe me? Of course you wouldn't! However, I did FIND the Wiki after it was created. Were it not for me, many of the Oracle of Ages/Seasons pages would still be festering in eternal substandard quality. Nowadays our Oracles fanbase grows larger, but I'd like to believe I was the first to make a real effort to fix these pages. But apart from that, I have performed the following tasks:


 * general grammer fixing of several articles
 * added general information to several articles, notably manga information.
 * added little known strategies or glitches to a few pages
 * rewriting of the Gomess article
 * rewriting of every boss article for Oracle of Ages besides Pumpkin Head.
 * merging Sun Mask, Moon Mask and Couple Mask into one page.
 * creation of a few various pages.

Should you wish to stalk me into the eternal depth of night and the dark realm beyond it, check my History. There you shall see my path!

Current Objectives

 * Fixing up certain image boxes created by using the |thumb option, such as this one:



I cannot stand boxes like this that don't have a quote in them. They look so unprofessional.


 * Bringing everything associated with the Oracle of Ages/Seasons pages into a respectable light. They're so little owned, that most of their non-main characters either don't have articles, or have articles three sentences long. Good thing I own both.


 * Adding character boxes to Oracles people, then other games if needed.


 * Expunging the dreaded "you" from the Wiki once and for all.


 * Obliterating all uses of "THE PLAYER" from the Wiki once and for all.

Favourite Zelda Moment
No, it's not in Twilight Princess, when the group of guards runs away and leaves the fat one behind. I don't know why that's the only favourite moment listed on user sites right now.

No, my favourite would have to be in The Wind Waker, when Link and Tetra's crew arrive at the Forsaken Fortress for the first time, when they stick Link in a barrel and launch him off their catapult.

Second up is also from the Wind Waker, when Link's finished placing the pearls on the statues and they shake rather violently. Immediately, Link takes cover, but...nothing happens. When Link goes back to the statue, only then does it explode, throwing him face-first into the Tower of the Gods.

End of Page
So, you made it all the way down here. Well. I did not forsee this eventuality. I thought for sure that you would get bored and browse away, but here you are. Looking at this text...I have no choice.

Please read the following two words, and pronounce them as one word. Thank you.

Candle Jack

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