User:Darkness

''' Random Fact of the Day: My Skype name is Shadow_Twili.

NOTE: I MADE ALL OF THESE USERBOXES.IF YOU LIKE A CERTAIN ONE, FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR THE CODE ON MY TALK PAGE.

Hi! Thanks for visiting my page. Sorry for all the userboxes. I made some of them and can't seem to find out how to post them so other people can use them. Of course, I don't think anyone will want this one:

That statue creeps me out. A lot. I am busy playing Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess. I haven't beat either. Well, i'm on the final boss of Skyward Sword (Demise, in case you were wondering/thought I thougt that Ghirahim [Skyview Battle] was the final boss.) On Twilight Princess, the stupid Bulbins have killed Telma, Ilia, and Prince Ralis at least 40 times. And, (sadly) those are the only games I have ever played.



Trivia
I have played two Zelda games- TP and SS. However, in both games' Link's name was because of a misspelling... I mean, in TP I called Link 'Twjlight' thinking the j was an i... and in SS I thought Link was spelled Lile... What was I thinking? I should of just called them Link... "You are the hero chosen by the gods Twjlight!" "You are the Goddess' chosen hero Lile!"

The first time I died in TP was because I guess I just didn't notice the box to put the Ruppes in once I bought some red potion from Trill... I was so freaked out when I died and respawned outside the gate to Faron Woods WITHOUT Epona (You need Epona to jump over it) and I was like "It's a game breaking glitch!" so I restarted the console (never noticed the horse grass =o) and started over. From the beginning.

Zelda Quotes
"Vaati, just shut up and eat the cake!""

- Ezlo


 * One reason why I love the manga.
 * Bomber 1:"Hey! What's with the moon?"
 * Bomber 2:"Mom says it won't fall."
 * Bomber 1:"Well, I guess it's no good running now!(laughs)"
 * Bomber 2:"Ha ha ha! I guess you're right!"


 * ?????? That's depressing! Wooo, suicidal Bombers from the manga!

Note: I don't like the following quotes. Too... odd.

 * 1) "Looks don't matter! A woman doesn't want to lose even one second with the one she loves!" - Tatl
 * What does Tatl know about romance? That quote is so messed up.
 * 1) "I'd been drinking with my buddies at the Milk Bar"
 * Kafei, drunk on Terminian Milk? That's just odd...

Other Quotes
"Let's nuke Tingle!"

- A friend

"I think of pasta every time I eat BEN"

- Me

My Class
Stuff from the bunch of kids I'm stuck with for 180 days a year.

Warning: VERY young readers may consider the following material inappropriate.

 * Kid 1: Teacher?
 * Teacher: Yes?
 * Kid 1: (reads homework) Ass... picture... puzzles?
 * Teacher: That's a typo.

The sheet was supposed to say "CLASS PICTURE PUZZLES", but the C and L were completely cut off. "At least you're wearing clothing, I'm not!"

- Classmate


 * Kid 1: Hey, do you know what the word for "Dry-Erase" is in Spanish?
 * Kid 2: (says three swears)

Our Dry Erase markers all said different things.

My Skills
I don't have any. I can make most images 0.001 % better and clearer. I can use basic HTML and CSS and even write sections on them. I like going to the Recent Changes and checking out all of the edits and pretending to be a patroller and looking at them and not being bold enough to change them. I've made three pages, one's a stub, one's fine and the other is miserable. I've rewrote the FS manga page and made tiny edits to something like Special:EditCount/Darkness pages. I would love to list all of the people on this wiki who have helped me, but, instead, I'll list the three staff who have helped me:
 * Hylian King, for criticizing me when I made huge mistakes and teaching me most things I could never find out. And calling me Awesomeness once when I made a page.
 * Justin, for saying that I did a good job on at least something, answering a question I was totally puzzled with, and answering all of those pointless questions I made on talk pages long ago.
 * Dany39, for blocking random spam users that wanted to kill me.
 * You, for READING this page while I believe I've been the only one. I shall visit your page! Just tell me what user you are:

Users who read this page
Put your signature here!

Out of the wiki skills
I love drawing fan art, mainly because no one cares. I write short Legend of Zelda comics.

I'm also (for fun) drawing short Zelda Wiki comic strips. I put usernames in it, except I show them like so:. If you want me to include you, tell me! The comics basically show what happens on the wiki, except every user is portrayed by a little person-thingy. They are pretty funny, too. I'll post them once I'm done (and feel like it! :3).

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You are done reading this page. But not done reading all of the pages in my user namespace.
 * My sandbox. Not empty, not full... please feel free to try some stuff out on this page!
 * My talk page. If you liked my userboxes, want to ask for a template, or just want toasty hi, come here!
 * My about me. The best page in my user namespace! All tons of stuff like favorites, thoughts, and, most of all, MISTRANSLATIONS!