User:Alter/Wikistuff

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

About Me
Hey, wassup? I'm Alter, and I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? You wanna know more about me? Ok... I work at Zelda in my Pocket as a content writer. Click here to visit now. Zelda in my Pocket focuses on the handheld Zelda games- a first in Zelda history. It's a pretty sweet job. You should pay it a visit if you value your life. ; ) I own every Zelda game in existence (including Tingle's Balloon Fight and Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland), other than the three CD-i games (it already took enough cash to get every other game, IMO). I enjoy playing and listening to music. I actually (no joke) play the Ocarina. Quite well, if I do say so myself. I can play a 6-hole Ocarina, an 8-hole Ocarina, and a 9-hole Ocarina. I also play the guitar a bit. I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, and building pages from the ground up.

I'm a member of both Zelda Universe and Zelda Dungeon. I've only recently joined ZD though, and am still getting used to it. You can usually find me posting in the "Serious Discussion" forum at ZU. Feel free to send me a message on either site!

'''On a side note, I'm the guy who coined the phrase:  "I don't use walkthroughs- I write 'em." '''

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 If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page!

Do's and Dont's
__________________________________  There are a few "do's" and "dont's" you should practice when around me.

"do's" Do ask questions- I like to give answers when I can. Do check out the website I work for, zeldainmypocket.co.uk.

"dont's" Don't bash the CD-i games- you don't know what you're talking about. Don't bash Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. It's the best Zelda game ever. Don't bash Tingle- he's not gay. Got it? Good...

Favorite Zelda Quotes
"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link

"Dude! You're asking me when we started to live on this island? What do you mean by 'when?' Whoa! The concept just makes my heard hurt!"

- Unnamed boy

"A fake is a fake, and no matter how much you dress it up, the real thing always wins"

- -Midna


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