Template talk:User Alphamergist

What exactly is an "Alpha Mergist?" 20:40, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha I knew someone was going to ask. An alpha mergist is a user whose sole purpose is merging articles/requesting a merger in order to cut down on article stubbiness, an excess of small related pages, or the like to centralize and de-maze the Wiki. Its a bit more involved than your run-of-the-mill mergist. I was awakened as one, so I created the Userbox so others can realize their fate as well. 22:59, 2 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Sole purpose? Haha wow...Glad we got people like you to count on :D 00:04, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
 * Hmm, is there a test on whether or not I'd be a run-of-the-mill mergist or an AlphaMergist? 02:42, 3 November 2009 (UTC)
 * There's a very simple test. Do you take a break from merging to go to the toilet? If so, then it can't be your sole purpose, and hence you are not an Alpha Mergist. If your body has micro-evolved to save up its waste until such time as there is a power cut or internet outage, then you might be in with a chance. 07:01, 3 November 2009 (UTC)