Beedle's Assistant

is a recurring character in. He is Series:'s alter ego. He goes unnamed in aside from the title with which he signs a TWWHD:, Asst. Manager, Rock Spire Shop Ship.

Biography
TWWHD: manages a special version of Series: that sells expensive, unique items such as NaN Piece of Hearts. The first time TWWHD: enters the shop, TWWHD: insists they had never met before. He claims to be closing the shop in seven days and is holding a "liquidation" or "clearance" sale. Each day, TWWHD: counts down the remaining days until closing day. This is revealed to be a marketing ploy the day after "closing day", when TWWHD: holds a "grand reopening" sale with the prices the same as before. He claims to have closed the shop for interior remodeling,  but in reality makes only token changes to the shops's appearance.

TWWHD: wears a bronze or gold centurion helmet as a disguise—his clothing and mannerisms are otherwise the same.

In, TWWHD: runs the TWWHD: near TWWHD:. When TWWHD: gets the first upgrade to the TWWHD:, he becomes able to afford the TWWHD:, TWWHD:, and TWWHD: for sale at the TWWHD:. At that point TWWHD: receives a TWWHD: from TWWHD: advertising for the shop.

TWWHD: refuses to buy NaN Spoils the way TWWHD: normally does. If presented with some, he claims not to know what it is and denies being TWWHD:. This despite the fact that he appears on TWWHD:. Furthermore, there is only one TWWHD: of TWWHD: in the TWWHD:.

In, PH: and his PH: appear at random locations on the ocean from 10pm to midnight on weekdays, and 10am to noon on weekends (according to the Nintendo DS clock). He sells a single PH: and a "Good Thing" (a PH:), as well as NaN Potions, NaN Ship Parts and PH:.