User:Alter/Wikistuff

‎ "Man this is ZW, I'm not trying to visit your userpage then feel all happy and magical inside."

- Cipriano 119, December 23, 2009

"I beg to differ."

- Alter, December 24, 2009

"Please don't tell me that you deleted what I almost got a carpool tunnle over."

- Darklinx123, February 10, 2009

""CarPOOL tunnle"?!? I'm guessing that's a carpool lane that goes through a tunnel?? >_>"

- Alter, December 28, 2009

"How many times has he [Alter] overcome our block through hacking"

- EveryDayJoe45, December 29, 2009

"As many times as I want to, suckers. Learn to live with me. If I want to be a part of your life, I will."

- Alter, December 29, 2009

"which is exactly what he's doing ... so if you're reading this altar, cut it out"

- Triforce 14, December 29, 2009

"Please- If you're going to insult me, at least take the time to get my name right. get my name right."

- Alter, December 29, 2009

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 'Alter'' is an insanely, hyper-frequent editor! If you need advice, be sure to ask him right away! If so, you will receive a prompt answer on his talk page. '''

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About Me/Brief History
 Hey, wassup? I'm Alter. As you can probably tell, I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? Here's a little info about me. I'm a Webmaster over at  Ordon Village (OV), meaning that's usually where I can be found when I'm not here. I've done quite a few things in my 10-year history in the Zelda Community. In the more recent times, before I was over at OV, I used to work at  Zelda Dungeon, and was a Hylian Knight, but I stepped down from those positions for a few reasons. Before that, I staffed at  Zelda in my Pocket, but you can read all about that scenario on its page. Recently, I have managed to track down every Zelda game in existence, including the numerous spin-offs. The most recent addition is my import of  Tingle's Love Balloon Trip I've also got a massive amount of Zelda merchandise on top of that, including a few  Ocarinas, which I actually play. I can play the 6, 8, 9, and 12-hole Ocarinas quite well. Recently, I purchased the 12-hole Ocarina of Time replica from Songbird Ocarinas, and am loving it so far.

Obviously, I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, including building pages from the ground up, such as the  Valiant Comics page. I like to create tons of  userboxes, as well. If you want one for yourself, just ask me on my  Talk Page !

If you want to get in touch with me outside of the wiki, contact me at  Ordon Village. Feel free to send me a private message or hit me up in the Shoutbox.

Tingle
 It may look to you like I'm a huge fan of  Tingle. In truth, I just enjoy his unique character. It really gets on my nerves when people curse any game that has Tingle in it, claiming that he's a homosexual, retarded, little-kiddish character. If you feel this way, play Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. Sure it may cost 40 bucks on eBay, but it's worth it. I never really cared for Tingle myself until I played that game, which is now one of my favorites. Don't flip out about it! Just have a bit of fun. I even enjoyed that game so much, I imported his latest one. It contained almost as much fun as the first title. Let's hope for more.

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2,000
<font color=FFFFFF>Yes sir! This paragraph right here is my 2,000th edit. Do you know what that means? Yes, you are correct. I have made 2,000 edits. Why? Because I like editing here. In fact, I liked editing here 2,000 times. And those 2,000 edits were certainly worth it. I mean, who else had exactly 2,000 edits when I did, at the time of my 2,000th edit, at 18:37 (UCT) on Friday, October 2, 2009, AD? I think I'm the only one with those 2,000 edits. That means that those 2,000 edits were important. I mean 2,000 edits important! So, I suppose that this is it for my 2,000th edit. I'll see you in another 2,000 edits, I hope. Thanks for reading about my 2,000th edit. If you did actually read all of my 2,000th edit, feel free to place your name right below here (which is, I might add, conveniently titled "People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit")!

People Who Read About My 2,000th Edit
<font color=FFFFFF>To add your name, please click color="#000000"> here.


 * Triforce of the Gods
 * Neo
 * Cipriano 119

3,000
<font color=FFFFFF>Hello, and welcome to my 3,000 th edit! Yes, this line is sacred ground- er, webspace. To read all about it, just go read about my <font color="#000000"> 2,000 th edit, and mentally replace every 2,000 with a 3,000.

Other Stuff
<font color="#FFFFFF"> If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page! Don't hesitate to ask for anything! <BR><BR>



Created/Heavily Edited Pages
<font color="#FFFFFF"> This is a list of page I have either created/practically created, or pages that I have heavily added to or revised. If you haven't already noticed, most of the pages I work on are the spin-off games and the like, such as the <font color="#000000"> Valiant Comics, <font color="#000000"> The Tingle Series , and <font color="#000000"> BS Zelda. The reason for this is that these pages are seriously lacking information, and it's something that many community members are curious about. Currently, I've contributed about 75% of the current TRR content, and about 90 of the TLBT content. Here, I'll only list the significant pages, and not the ones that are in the stub range.

<font color="#FFFFFF"> ● <font color="#000000"> Valiant Comics <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dr. Mizumi <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pinkle <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Segare <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Death Bug <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Enterplay LLC <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Zelda in my Pocket <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Usotami Village <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dream Shrine <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Insect Cavern <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Dazzle Lyphos <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Hero's Shrine <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pirate Hideaway <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Captain Stalfos <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Tingle (Series) <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> BS-X broadcasting system <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Pages in TLBT (all 14) <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> LoZ: Mystical Seed of Courage <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Peter <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> St. GIGA <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Tingles <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Salona <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Yamatami Tribe <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Fairy Garden <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Fairy Doll <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Ingredients in TRR <BR> ● <font color="#000000"> Items in TRR <BR>

Favorite Community, Zelda, and all-around Quotes
"Your soul is the only valuable that you can ever truly protect."

- David Craft

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"Three Pieces of Heart do you no good whatsoever without the fourth."

- Alter

"i could only find 2 rings [ OoX ] ... but my sis found a ring that turned you into a crawly seed shooter thing"

- lightgrasp

"Hey Mr. Kaepora Gaebora! How many licks does it take to get the crunchy center of a Peahat?"

- Bobby

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather, not screaming and yelling, like the passengers in his car."

- Unknown

"Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil."

- Jerry Garcia

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it mooooore! ... ... Huh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

"You got Marin! Is this your big chance?"

- Link

Alter's Trident Timeline Theory
Summery

Trident Theory Timeline:
 * MM - TP

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - ST - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - ST - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

<font color="#FFFFFF">Notes


 * The Trident Theory is something I, Alter, came up with myself. I'm unsure as to whether or not someone else has had any similar ideas. The basic theory is that Ganon was once a Human/Gerudo. Once he stole the Trident (which transformed him into a "demon"), he was unable to ever return to his human form, and usually wields the Trident as a weapon from then on.


 * You may call this an adult/child timeline if you wish, however, I don't believe that there is a reason to have call it "adult/child timeline". Quite simply put, Ganon escaped from the Sacred Realm. It says in WW that there was no hero to stop him. This could mean anything from a Link not having been born, to him failing in his task. There was never an intent for the developers to state that "the end of OoT never happened" when the game was created. They may resort to that as they have boxed themselves in, but it doesn't mean that it was planned or desired. So in the end, this theory works both ways- mine and the AT/CT theorists.


 * Vaati was sealed after the events in TMC, and was released during in FS. He was sealed again, only to be released again in FSA, where Ganon obtains his Trident.


 * When Ganon *somehow* broke out of his seal, Hyrule was flooded, explaining why there are islands in TRR, TWW, and PH. The land then drained in the century before <font color="#000000"> ST . After Ganon is defeated in ALttP, Link travels across the now much smaller sea to the lands of Koholint, Holodrum, and Labrynna.


 * The game manual for LA states that Link went on a search for enlightenment after defeating Ganon. This makes sense, as ALttP had been its predecessor, and the developers wanted to continue the story. After leaving Koholint Island, and returning to Hyrule, he is warped to the lands of Labrynna or Holodrum, and then sailed to the other land after completing his journey.
 * The baby <font color="#000000"> Deku Tree that <font color="#000000"> Tingle  helped in TRR grows up. The forest then becomes known as <font color="#000000"> Forest Haven . Link later ventures there during the events of TWW.

Alter's Trident Timeline Theory 2
Summery

Trident Theory Timeline 2:
 * MM - TP - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

TMC - FS - OoT
 * TRR/TWW/PH - ST - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series
 * TRR/TWW/PH - ST - FSA - ALttP/LA/OoA/OoS - LoZ/AoL/Valiant Comic Series

<font color="#FFFFFF">Notes


 * This is also a possibility, where they split, and then later re-merge at the point of FSA. This idea fits well, but there really is no reason for it.