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The Legend of Neil is a web comedy based on the original The Legend of Zelda and created by Sandeep Parikh and Tony Janning. The plot concerns a loser from New Jersey named Neil who went on a drunken binge playing his NES and somehow found himself transported into the Zelda game. Several aspects of the original game are parodied, such as the fact that Neil must have sex with a Fairy in order to be healed by it, and that Ganon explains that a Dungeon Map was actually meant for his minions, because they often got lost in the dungeons.

Episode 1 The Beginning
Neil finds himself in the world of Hyrule naked. with only his shield and gets the green tunic as a gift from a fairy. He find out his ears are pointed like a elves, and eventually finds his way to the Old Man's cave. Neil tries to converse with the old man or olldman as the old man says it. The old man also acts like a npc and only says a few things over and over and keeps denying that Link is Neil and even agrees that he is Neil but then gets back to calling him Link, the old man also pronounces Ganon with a long N sound which refers to the misspelled name of Ganon as GANNON. The old man then informs Link/Neil of Princess Zelda which sparks his interest and they joke about how hot she is on a 1/10 scale. Eventually after more silliness the old man gives Neil the sword and Neil is unimpressed as it seems useless to him. Then the old man goes on to shout at link he should be grateful he got it for free. The old man then pretends to poof away and Neil continues on his quest wondering whats going on. He eventually ends up in the lost woods.

Episode 2 First Blood
Notice the title is a Rambo reference. Neil finds him self trapped in the Lost Woods and like in the game it has the same 4 paths. Neil attempt to escape but he ends up being transported to the same path over again. He then gets attack by a octorock which is presented as a forest wild person with a red Octorock mask as well as using large stone to injure Neil. Neil tries to communicate with the octorock but gets hit in the head from the side with a stone. He then discovers the octorock is doing it. Which the octorock is amused by and starts insulting Neil. The Old Man appears to Neil and Neil pleads to him about the octorock. The old man commences to tell Neil he needs to man up its only one enemy. The old man tell him he can kill it by taking its life in a redundant fashion. Neil then begins to stab the air close to him which is a reference to how Link on stabs his sword in the original Legend of Zelda and is presented as a joke. As Neil attacks the octorock it says "You fool Ganon will swallow your soul!" a reference to the Evil Dead franchise. He then commences to kill the octorock brutishly with humorously and it pleads it has millions of family members. The octorock drops a heart that Neil pics up and finds it happens to be a heart cookie which becomes a running joke in the show. The old man says humorously that Neil deserves it after committing murder. The old man tells link about the beams from the sword and how he can use them.Neil escapes the lost woods fights two octorocks. Then finally a large group of octorocks ambush him and the episode ends at a cliff hanger.

Episode 3 The Fairy's Obsession
Neil is struggling and spitting blood on the ground after the brutal beating he received off screen from the Octoroks. Neil suddenly has a vision of Princess Zelda and finds out she is black. Only in the parody folks! Neil jokes on how he didn't expect her to be black and then tries to compensate for what he said. She then kisses Neil and Neil falls down a ledge beacuse of the vision deluding his perception. Only with 1/2 of a heart left Neil is very injured until he happened to fall next to a Fairy Fountain. The Fairy there is a fickle woman who at first wants to help but later decides not to and wants to have Neil says shes prett and then say he only likes girls for there looks ,etc. Her way of restoring Neils life meter is by having relations. After getting his hearts restored, Neil attempts to leave the fountain when out of the blue a wizzrobe zaps his clothes away. A crazy chase ensues and Neil is led to the first dungeon. The wizzrobe throws his cloths in thedugeon and leaves. LEVEL 1! Hanging next to a tree is a little sign that says level 1.

Episode 4 Skeletons in link closet
The episode opens with the first view of Ganon's throne room and his minion Wizzrobes. When the camera shows Ganon's chest it has a skull on it which is reminiscent from the Cartoon adaptation of Ganon as both versions have skulls on there chests. The camera keeps from showing Ganon. Yet the wizzrobe takes off his hood. The wizzrobe tells Ganon about how he made Neil/Link run all that way to the dungeon. The wizzrobe then starts asking about why Ganon]] didn't just make link go to level 7 or 8 much harder areas were Niel/Link would die i at the start of the game. Ganon get angry and slaps him twice. Then starts choking the wizzrobe then lets him go with a warning a comically slaps him quickly. Neil arrives in the dungeon with only his underwear on and eventually finds his tunic and gets dressed again. Sadly Keese start to bomb his head with droppings the door shuts behind him and Neil gets ambushed by keese. In the next room Neil is greeted by three Stalfos. Similar to the original nes game the key is inside the stalfos meaning Neil can see the key in its body. The stalfos speak in German accents and are joked at as being gay. One even has a mustache. The stalfos end up trying to think of a way Neil can have the key and the responses and incredibly funny. Involving upsides and downside for Neil or the stalfos. Eventually Neil is done with their idiocy and defeats them. Neil enters the next room and like the first room gets comically attacked by keese.