User:Darkness

''' NOTE: IF YOU PLAY SKYWARD SWORD AND CAN EXPLAIN WHAT THE RAINBOW SKY MUSHROOMS ARE THAT ATTACK YOU ABOVE THE LUMPY PUMPKIN, TELL ME NOW!

NOTE: I MADE ALL OF THESE USERBOXES.IF YOU LIKE A CERTAIN ONE, FEEL FREE TO ASK FOR THE CODE ON MY TALK PAGE.

Hi! Thanks for visiting my page. Sorry for all the userboxes. I made some of them and can't seem to find out how to post them so other people can use them. Of course, I don't think anyone will want this one:

That statue creeps me out. A lot. I am busy playing Skyward Sword and Twilight Princess. I haven't beat either. Well, i'm on the final boss of Skyward Sword (Demise, in case you were wondering/thought I thougt that Ghirahim [Skyview Battle] was the final boss.) On Twilight Princess, the stupid Bulbins have killed Telma, Ilia, and Prince Ralis at least 40 times. And, (sadly) those are the only games I have ever played. (Well, I have watched someone play the first part of Majora's Mask but am to afraid to actually buy the game. But, I love it so much I have no idea why I'm so scared... Right now I am working on rewriting the Manga pages (I just started and am nearly done with Four Swords).

Trivia
I have played two Zelda games- TP and SS. However, in both games' Link's name was because of a misspelling... I mean, in TP I called Link 'Twjglight' thinking the j was an i... and in SS I thought Link was spelled Lile... What was I thinking? I should of just called them Link... "You are the hero chosen by the gods Twjglight!" "You are the Goddess' chosen hero Lile!"

The first time I died in TP was because I guess I just didn't notice the box to put the Ruppes in once I bought some red potion from Trill... I was so freaked out when I died and respawned outside the gate to Faron Woods WITHOUT Epona (You need Epona to jump over it) and I was like "It's a game breaking glitch!" so I restarted the console (never noticed the horse grass =o) and started over. From the beginning.

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Best game I've never played

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Least Favorite Thing to Do:Write Favorite Things...

Mistranslations
I used Google Translate to translate passages from Zeldapendium into English. Here are some of the weirder ones:

1. The Zora's Earworm (Majora's Mask, a page about Zoras)

The Zora band "The Indigo-Go", which the deep sound with  their earworm  have returned occur at this year's Carnival!

More information is at Madame's flavor!

2. The Happy Mask Salesman's page edit (Majora's Mask, the Happy Mask Salesman's page)

a parallel world, Termina, is. Owner of Gay mask shop This is a checked version of this page edits Show / hide ''' The Gay Mask Salesman in the Clock Tower of Clock Town The Gay Mask Shop in Hyrule Gay mask shop

3.Concerning the demos of Majora's Mask (Majora's Mask, Majora's Mask)

Sun existed in the Space World demo already the big clock that adorns the tower in the center of Clock Town, the time display at the bottom of the screen, the  Goronenmaske , as well as some details of the story.

4.Midna's Exile (Twilight Princess, Midna)

Prior to Triff Link, Midna was the leader of the Shadow people. But Zanto, also one of the shadow creature was, to their rule, allied himself with the evil beings and Ganondorf became as extreme forces. Zanto turned the inhabitants of the kingdom at shade demons of darkness and Midna into an imp like creatures. ''' In the think of their people can not stand before your eyes, implored Midna as a shadow crystal helmet up and left the world of shadows.

''' Motto: Google Translate can be inaccurate.If your life depends on it, use another translating site. And Google Translate has a fatal flaw: No Hylian to English translations! Come on! '''

Games Beaten
I have no idea how to use one of the templates for this, so...

The Legend of Zelda = Never played. Never.

The Adventure of Link = Same as above.

A Link to the Past = Never, ever, ever played.

Link's Awakening = Why are you looking at this? NEVER!

Ocarina of Time = Hmm... I watched a video walkthrough up until the Water Temple...

Majora's Mask = Soon to be played =D (In a couple months, I need 6 dollars and a new Wii controller)

Oracle of Ages = I had a dream I was playing it...

Oracle of Seasons = Sadly, no.

Four Swords = Nope.

The Wind Waker = NO!

Four Swords Adventures = No. Stop reading-this is BORING!

The Minish Cap = I've read the manga. That's non canon so NO.

Twilight Princess = Yeah! I've played it! But I'm stuck at the part right before the Lakebed Temple.

Phantom Hourglass = No.

Spirit Tracks = One word... no.

Skyward Sword = Stuck battling Demise. That means I'm as far as you can be without having beaten it... YAY!

Epilogue
''' Congratulations for surviving reading my long boring list of Games Played. If you really need to know, I haven't known what Legend of Zelda is for even a year. But now, I know more than my friends do. One of them claims to have played Oot 3D once but "got attacked by an evil being inside of his 3DS once he was in the Kokiri Forest." Or so he claims. And my other friend played SS up until Skyview. And one of my friends calls Makar "the Wind Mage" rather than Sage and... well, you would have to have played a game in the Four Sword subseries to understand that. And my other friend told me Ezlo's name was Mishna! Oops. And I have a friend who talks about "fish people" (Zoras) and "a guy riding a flying cow being chased by a dragon (Midna on Wolf Link being chased by a Kargorok as seen . Wait, click on the tiny box and it will take you there...) One thing about Zelda Wiki that I despise is the icon for Majora's Mask. I saw it and thought to myself "That must be the stupidest Legend of Zelda game EVER!" and ignored it until I was Random Page-ing the wiki and landed on the article Community:Haunted Majora's Mask Cartridge Hoax. I read the article once through and wondered if the actual game was anything like that. The next day I called my friend and told them about it and we went on Youtube and watched the videos. I was so scared that the next night I stayed up until 2 and then had a nightmare about old ladies wearing Majora's Mask chasing me and attacking me with Majora's Mask cartridges. And saying "Gonna destroy Clock Town, oh yeah!". So I drew a comic in which the Ocarina of Time sages killed the moon. Okay, you should win a virtual gold medal for reading this. Bye. '''

'' PS: Sorry for the abrupt ending. ''

Article of the Millennium
This article is so amazing that if it ever gets deleted, I will leave this wiki.

Post-Epilogue
 Now that you have reached the end of your hard journey, you have three options: 

a)If you survived the barrage of useless information about things you don't care about, visit my sandbox and read the page for the stupidest fan made game ever.Note: No, the game does not exist. It's just plans for a fan made game. Link: Here

b)If you took interest in my horrible userboxes (or anything else on this page), head on over to my talk page to ask me for the template.

c)Run and hide due to the boringness of this page.

Reward
As a reward for reading my page, you can see how I've spent too many times editing my Userpage.

''' 66 User page edits is WAY too much! '''