User:AngryMaskSalesman

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=Angry Mask Salesman's User Page=

Welcome to my amazing page of stupid and insane wonders with enough quirks to kill you. Enjoy the afterlife! ---=AngryMaskSalesman=- 14:06, 19 November 2011 (EST)

=Opinions= I do not think that Illia should still be alive. She should be a rotting corpse because of the Curse of the Flippy Ponytail (And Also Maybe Stupidness) and dead! DIE, ILLIA! LINK HATES YOU!

=Random Stuff=

I got here by looking up Legend of Zelda on Google back in 2009. I only became a member recently. I've been to that other Zelda wiki on Wikia, and it pales in comparison to this updated-to-the-max b/w so-many-features-they-make-your-head-explode. I now have all the GBA Ambassador games except for F-Zero and Fire Emblem. I've checked the eShop every kerblarged'ning k'ponkerning day since September 2nd.

Well...

I dunno what to say next. Ooh! How about my favourite LoZ games!

Twilight Princess -Midna. Oh god. Her face... without the mask.. AAAAH!

Majora's Mask -Anybody for castanets in boss battle music? And make it silly?

Link's Awakening -Colours in the DX make it better! Add some cameos by Goombas and I'm in!

Phantom Hourglass -Bellum looks cool and scary.

Ocarina of Time -I will never go into a cave near a lake again. I hate you, Water Temple, and so do thousands of others. At least I'm not as jiggly and stupidly obese as King Zora.

Skyward Sword -Wait... This is not mine yet! I just think it will be a great game- the next Ocarina of Time, the best game of all time. It will beat Link's Awakening as my favourite game!

=The Links= Random Links:

Not a girl/sword abomination. Just awesomeness.

Guess.

Ownage.

Here we go...

Huh! Hah! Heh!

Kids, do not click this link.

=Quotes.=

"Ooh, look! A shiny silver box! I MUST WORSHIP IIIT!"

"Kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family,kill your family, kill your family!"

"What's the matter, kid? Haven't you watched the Kill Your Family Channel?" -Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series

=Random Topic Article Thing of the Little While=

Rant.

Why is everybody buying Xboxes? The reason it's fun is because you only like graphics, violence and making The (Bill) Gates to Hell richer. Oh, and corrupting your children's minds with M-rated games. The reason it's a fat man eating people's brains and digesting them then putting them back into their now-assimilated-Borg bodies is because Microsoft is behind this crap. Call of Duty is only popular because it's online feature- which, of course, Nintendo games have, too- and also, Bill Gatus of Borg putting mind-control pills in your Mountain Dew. Please, everyone, stop the insanity (e.g. worshipping the LoZ made-up boss Amazing Possesed Jerk: Bill Gatus) and start playing fun games. No matter how they look, they will always p'own Microshizzle's crap.