User:Alter/Wikistuff

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose."

- Jim Elliot (End of the Spear)

"Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it."

- Marin

About Me
Hey, wassup? I'm Alter, and I'm a pretty big Zelda fan. Of course, if I wasn't, I wouldn't be here, now would I? You wanna know more about me? Ok... I work at Zelda in my Pocket as a content writer. Click here to visit now. Zelda in my Pocket focuses on the handheld Zelda games- a first in Zelda history. It's a pretty sweet job. You should pay it a visit if you value your life. ; ) I own every Zelda game in existence (including Tingle's Balloon Fight and Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland), other than the three CD-i games (it already took enough cash to get every other game, IMO). I enjoy playing and listening to music. I actually (no joke) play the Ocarina. Quite well, if I do say so myself. I can play a 6-hole Ocarina, an 8-hole Ocarina, and a 9-hole Ocarina. I also play the guitar a bit. I enjoy making frequent edits to Zelda Wiki, and building pages from the ground up.

I'm a member of Zelda universe and Zelda Dungeon (though I dare say I prefer ZU). I've only recently joind ZD, and am still getting used to it. Feel free to send me a message on either site!

If you have any questions, please send me an e-mail. (You'll be able to figure out my e-mail if you're intelligent enough to send me one.)

Thanks for checking out my user page!

Alter

Do's and Dont's
There are a few "do's" and "dont's" you should practice when around me.

"do's" Do enjoy yourself when around me. I like happy people. Do check out the website I work for, zeldainmypocket.co.uk. Do ask me questions- I like to give answers when I can. Do speak in English- the only other language I speak is Ancient Greek.

"dont's" Don't bash the CD-i games- you don't know what you're talking about. Don't bash Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland. It's the best Zelda game ever. Don't bash Tingle- he's not really gay. Don't be a vandal- I like my user page the way it is.

I also own SSB, SSBM, SSBB, and Soul Calibur 2 (GC).
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