User:Captain Cornflake@legacy41957168

ZU Bio
The Capn is one of ZU's more 'interesting' members, critically acclaimed for his clever and effortless ownages on the forums throughout the second half of his tenure on the forums. However, every story has a beginning at some point, and that is where I will begin.

Other Community Involvement
Despite the goings-on on the forums, the chat is a whole different animal. He is actually friends with most of the people that run the community, even though he trolls it. Capn has stayed a regular there since his joining in 04. In Feb 06, he was given half-operator status in the #zelda chat room, due to his extreme awesomeness and dis-tolerance of people that aren't cool. For awhile, he was a sysop of this very wiki, but do to his extreme lack of caring, he isn't anymore.

It should also be noted that his own site, VGRC.net has become a vets forum of sorts, with most of the decent people remaining on ZU registered on his site, occasionally posting and tearing apart the arcade.

Fun in the Fall
It was in mid-October that Capn decided that things were too boring. People were getting, well, dummified. With well over 25 thousand members, 12 year olds were signing up in droves, with horrid additudes and giant egos. SPANKER OF MEN was the result of that, and it was part of a massive 3-pronged attack that to this day lives in infamy.


 * Part 1: SPANKER OF MEN (Capn) would derail topics. And things had progressed since the days of Hornball Harry. N00bs were shot down in flames, egos were trashed, the SD board was rampaged, and overall, a giant mess was made.
 * Part 2: milk, since Capn's earlier banning, had progressed quite a bit in the harshness department. People were yelled at, often without reason at all. It was this unpredictability he had that almost put him on the same level as Capn. Almost.
 * Part 3: The main entree. The infamous Hacking Scare, upon which 4 retards were flooding the board with posts about how a friend of theirs was going to hack ZU. After the mods had calmed everything down, Capn (under the AIM screename fetusman4711) IM'ed justin3, claiming to be a friend of the hacker, who was going to hack and destroy ZU. To show he was serious, 'fetusman' 'hacked' Capn's site, VGRC.net, which was actually Capn replacing the homepage to look like somebody hacked it, to this page The goal, however, was not to scare, ZU, oh no. It was to own justin3 and his little friends. And justin3 fell right into Capn's trap: He posted another thread on ZU However, Capn was prepared. He swapped the home page again, to this page, revealing the truth! Chaos ensued, causing justin3 to write up a giant paragraph of cuss words and sexual innuendo. This last thread was locked, and soon afterward, both the SPANKS account, as well as milk, were banned.

Back again?
In January 2006, Capn returned briefly to troll with Emperor Hindmost. Serious discussion was raided, as was the Advertising board, in which he used his immense skill at web design to berate newbs who thought their InvisionFree forum was going to be the next IGN.

A few other accounts have also popped up since, with Capn making just a few posts for each.

Known Duplicate Accounts
Hornball Harry, Negrodamus, member12002, SPANKER OF MEN, BIGASSMAN, IAMTHEWALRUS, BuickMakane

Interests
Favorite games include Pac-Man Collection, Zelda: A Link to the Past, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2, Halo PC, Perfect Dark, Plok! and Donkey Kong Country 2.

Favorite bands include Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Audioslave, Pink Floyd, Metallica and Breaking Point.

Cool Facts
Has the largest cock of anybody on ZU.

Listens to a variety of music, such as classic rock, grunge and new rock.

Has his own national holiday, Capnmas.

He lives in the same state as Correk.

Links
The Capn's long-running gaming site. It has been a personal project of his since 2000, but launched it as a real gaming site of his in July 2003.

The Capn's ZU forum profile

Cornflake Design The Capn's personal web design site. Portfolio and stuff like that.