User:Captain Cornflake@legacy41957168

Life Bio
Born in the New England state of Connecticut, Dennis (known as The Capn to most others) has spent tons of his life gaming and on the internet. His primary hobby is web design, and currently heads 3 projects; VG Resource Center, HaloInformer and Cheapskate Gamers. He's been gaming since he was a wee lad, when his mom introduced him to the Atari 2600 and NES. Since then, he has aquired nearly 200 legal copies of games spanning across 15 platforms, and countless "others" that he plays on his computer.

He is also an avid Halo PC player, which he's been reguarly playing online since April of 2004. He dabbles in modding for it, and reguarly gets his ass beaten online.

ZU Bio
Been a regular visitor to ZU since early 2002, joined the forums in April 2003, and started posting August 2003. Since then, he has garnered an enormous amount of respect from vets and newbs alike, but many of the newbs who signed up in spring 2005 took an extreme disliking to him, which he found quite entertaining as he recieved hate-mail from n00bs who butchered the English language.

Back in late June, he attempted to leave the ZU Forums, citing a general dislike for 90% of the populace. However, due to popular demand by his fans, he returned a few weeks later. Most of his posts now comprise of extreme sarcasm and general mean-ness, which entertains most fellow vets and pisses off the n00bs, who plot his destruction yet always seem to fail.

He has an extreme amount of people that like him, but the list is literally too large (and he genrally dislikes talking about which people are his friends) but he also has an equally-large anti-fanbase, who have been scarred and burned by his attacks. There is also another group of people, the "nuetrals," but Capn tends to follow a take-no-prisoners policy, so they really aren't safe either.

Interests
Favorite games include Pac-Man Collection, Zelda: A Link to the Past, Metroid Prime, Metroid Prime 2, Halo PC, Perfect Dark, Plok! and Donkey Kong Country 2.

Favorite bands include Led Zeppelin, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, Queens of the Stone Age, Pink Floyd, Metallica and Breaking Point.

Cool Facts
Has the largest cock of anybody on ZU.

Listens to a variety of music, such as classic rock, grunge and new rock.

He lives in the same state as User:Correk.

Links
The Capn's long-running gaming site. It has been a personal project of his since 2000, but launched it as a real gaming site of his in July 2003.

The Capn's ZU forum profile

His portfolio. Empty now, because it rarely gets updated.