User:Zelink

Zelink
Zelink is a user who joined ZU on January 1, 2004. Despite joining on this generally joyous day and making one whole post, he was not active on ZU up until the middle of July the same year. When he did become active, numerous things became noticed about his general demeanor and attitude. He was and to an extent still is notorious for sloppy typing, excessively typoing; when reprimended for it he seams not to care though he does try to be somewhat more carefull afterwards. In supplication to this, Zelink is blatently strong in his beleifs and tends to feel that most others are wrong. He also sees himself superior to others in many aspects, physically, intellectually, and socially, but this has yet to be proven. This said, he is increadibly arrogant and egotistical, so egotistical he was nominated for and won the "bigest ego award."

Zelink is also a graphic artist, web designer, and a really crappy skate boarder. ''[Imperial edit: This entry is itself riddled with misuse of terms and grammatical errors.]

This post is also riddled with fail, I would assure the reader that this passage is completely inaccurate save for the Imperial edit.''