User:SacredSturgeon

Name: Geert

Place of birth: Nijmegen, THE NETHERLANDS

Date of birth: January 14th, 1989

Accomplishements: Getting a perfect OoT file, joining ZU, hitting 250 posts

Hobbies: Zelda, other video games, eating, being on ZU, bagpipe

Other things he likes: Talking about himself in third person, complaining, animals (with the exeption of flies, mosquitos, and certain human beings), sunny weather, his home town, sprite comics

Dislikes: Too much to mention. Though microsoft and his brother, Ben, are on top of his hate list

Other things that might interest you *cough not cough* : Diagnosed with Asperger Syndrome, a form of autism involving not being very good at social stuff, but having above-average intelligence. Parents are more or less divorced. The weekends he usually spends at his dad's place, visiting ZU, the rest of the week he's at his mom's, playing video games.

Short biography:

In 1989, many, many things happened, one of the less important ones being the birth of Geert, who was later to be known as SacredSturgeon. At a young age, he was diagnosed with autism, though the exact form was yet to be discovered. It later turned out to be Asperger Syndrome. At age four, his parents divorced (actually, that is technically incorrect, as his parents were never married). His dad moved to an appartement, while his mom remained in the original home. At the time, he didn't like it at all, but he later learned the advantages of having divorced parents: double presents on his birthday, and on a local holiday, Sinterklaas. Somewher around this time (give or take a few years), he also got his first console, a Sega Mega Drive. He loved it, and got many games for it. Some time after all of this, his mom moved to the neighbouring village of Malden, effectively a suburb of Nijmegen. Since he was going to a special school for people with autism, transport became an issue. Every day, he had to go to school in a little bus, and with him travelled some other people to other schools. To describe the trips in this bus in one word: hell. The others in the bus were complete jerks, and he still hates them with a passion, even though he hasn't seen them in years.

This situation lasted for a few years, untill he went to another school, to prepare him for his future, less-protected environment. There, he made his only lasting friend ever.

The next year, he went to junior high. He went to a very small school, which is how he survived. Not very much happened in that period, since it only lasted two years. The most important thing was probably getting a N64.

After that, he went to yet another school, once again a rather small one, and he felt at home relatively quickly. Somewhere around this time, he got the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, which is still his favourite game. Some time later, he got a GCN with the Legend of Zelda: Collectors Edition. Then, for some time, nothing happened, until the 5th of November, 2004. He fell in love. The virus of love quickly became stronger, and at the end of 2004 and start of 2005, as he started to realise he was way to ugly and boring, he started to get depressions. After the girl he was in love with found someone else, the depressions reached their height. His mom made him stay at home for three weeks, and when it was time to get back to school on February 14th, he couldn't bear going and chickened out (or possibly, he just enjoyed staying at home, being the lazy bum he was). Some time after that, he joined ZU, which turned ou a lucky coincidence, as he loved being on ZU.

And that, was kinda it. But as SacredSturgeon's life continues, and other important things happen, he will continue to update this. All in third person off course.