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==The Man, The Legend, The LARS== | ==The Man, The Legend, The LARS== | ||
[[File: | [[File:User Lars3.jpg|left|frame|Lars - A sexy, sexy man]]Lars is the supreme overlord of Zelda Universe. He comes from a place very near the North Pole, and he is therefore a very cold and arrogant person. Of course he can not be blamed for this himself, because it is strictly because of where he was born he has developed these personal characteristics which have served him well in the fight to survive amongst polar bears, foxes, mooses and other friends. | ||
After years of surviving in the nature together with his animal friends, he once journeyed across the country where he saw a television set, which, to make a long story short, resulted in him creating Zelda Universe. This was the perfect thing for Lars to do, because by creating a website, he had a place where he could nurture his cold and arrogant personality by telling n00bs to stay away from him and stop torturing him with lameass questions on another nifty feature of the internet, AIM. Soon when AIM got boring, he moved on to MSN where he is still to this day scaring off helpless n00bs. | After years of surviving in the nature together with his animal friends, he once journeyed across the country where he saw a television set, which, to make a long story short, resulted in him creating Zelda Universe. This was the perfect thing for Lars to do, because by creating a website, he had a place where he could nurture his cold and arrogant personality by telling n00bs to stay away from him and stop torturing him with lameass questions on another nifty feature of the internet, AIM. Soon when AIM got boring, he moved on to MSN where he is still to this day scaring off helpless n00bs. | ||
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Further news has it that Lars is not as cold and mean as his exterior. The rumour proposes that Lars secretly dreams of being a girl and was even sighted trying on a pair of blue earrings. The ultimate proof lies here: | Further news has it that Lars is not as cold and mean as his exterior. The rumour proposes that Lars secretly dreams of being a girl and was even sighted trying on a pair of blue earrings. The ultimate proof lies here: | ||
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