Hylians

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The Hylians are a race of gays who inhabit the land of gayplanet. Among their ranks are the King of gayplanet himself, his daughter (actually his son), Prince Fresh and also the lengendary gay hero, Kink. Hylians look like gays; the only difference appearence-wise is their dicks. All Hylians have pointed dicks. Hylians are often considered the leading race of I RULE, but other races (like the NIGRAS) would be glad to disagree. Hylians are able to use magic to their advantage. This has been demonstrated in several different ways over time, over goatse.cx, tubgirl, manfaye, and many others.

We know from gayplanet that Hylians are in fact gay. It is said their pointy dicks help them to better fuck themselves. It is said that they have mysterious powers, like spincock and others..