User:Peefy@legacy41957194

Peefy, also known as Sir. Peefy VII the third of New Norway, is known on the forums for his knowledge on the Zelda franchise. It has been said (allthough never proven) that he can list the full credits of Majoras Mask, and that he has given Nintendo valuable hints and tips about how to improve the series in the future.

Background

Summer, 1976, Princess Rudiergenial and King Haneiger of Brazil got a child together. Seeming how Princess Haneiger was married to someone else, the quickly found out that this child had to be kept secret. They sent him to the secret Ninja cult "Sykthane-rkul" in the mountains in Norway, where he was freezed down for 13 years. He then grew up with the Ninjas, and got thought everything they knew about life, survival, computers and movies. When he was five years old, he was sent to a small cave-village in the southwest of Norway where he was kept prisoned for six years. In these years he made a fortune of giving people that walked by the prison advice and help with their life, and he was payed in nice looking rocks, bones and polar bear hide (the 3 most valuable currencies in Norway). After he got released due to nice behaviour (and alot of money), he bought a mansion on the top of the hill, where he still lives. He bought all Nintendo consoles, and all the Zelda games. He played through them all, and in the end, he was almost a part of them. 31st of march, 2003 he joined the ZeldaUniverse Community Boards, where he is still a regular.

Current occupation

Peefy runs half of Norways industry (two farms and a rowboat), and is considered the political king of Norway. In his masnion he lives with MacGyver, Emperor Norton, Jim Henson and a few other well known people.

Contact

Peefy is not hard to get in contact with, but you might have to wait a while, since Norway's internet is supported by smoke signals. Here's how to reach him: [*] Say his name backwards thirteen times around midnight on Halloween. [*] Talk to him using M.S.N. (Men Shouthing Network) here; Peefy.at.spymac.com [*] Contact him on I.R.C. (International Reading/telling Community) at these servers: EFnet, TA-IRC, zIRC