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{{quote|If I don't pass this test, I am seriously fu***d! [turns around<br>to find the teacher standing right behind him] Oh... um... I didn't<br>know you were here!|Boy B (I've never seen a face so red before.<br>The teacher just smiled and shook his head.)}} | {{quote|If I don't pass this test, I am seriously fu***d! [turns around<br/>to find the teacher standing right behind him] Oh... um... I didn't<br/>know you were here!|Boy B (I've never seen a face so red before.<br/>The teacher just smiled and shook his head.)}} | ||
{{quote|[runs into the door] Ow... My boob!|Girl C, again. she forgot to turn the handle}} | {{quote|[runs into the door] Ow... My boob!|Girl C, again. she forgot to turn the handle}} | ||
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{{quote|There's tape here! Who put this on here? [Boy A's name] ! It was you wasn't it?|The Teacher}} | {{quote|There's tape here! Who put this on here? [Boy A's name] ! It was you wasn't it?|The Teacher}} | ||
{{quote|No! It wasn't!|Boy A}} | {{quote|No! It wasn't!|Boy A}} | ||
{{quote|Yes it was. Just for that, you've got to turn in the assignment tomorrow.<br>Everyone else turns it in at the regular time. Now come here and peel off this tape!|The Teacher}} | {{quote|Yes it was. Just for that, you've got to turn in the assignment tomorrow.<br/>Everyone else turns it in at the regular time. Now come here and peel off this tape!|The Teacher}} | ||
{{quote|What the hell!|Boy A}} | {{quote|What the hell!|Boy A}} | ||
{{quote|[quietly] Heh, heh, heh, heehh!|Boy B}} | {{quote|[quietly] Heh, heh, heh, heehh!|Boy B}} | ||
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<span class="plainlinks">[http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/User:Murchadah Murchadah]</span> and <span class="plainlinks">[http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/User:AuronKaizer AuronKaizer]</span> said these. | <span class="plainlinks">[http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/User:Murchadah Murchadah]</span> and <span class="plainlinks">[http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/User:AuronKaizer AuronKaizer]</span> said these. | ||
{{quote|(Deleted Subpage) Author request: Yep! Deletin' my own page.<br>Why? Ask the Puppetman in my head.|Murchadah}} | {{quote|(Deleted Subpage) Author request: Yep! Deletin' my own page.<br/>Why? Ask the Puppetman in my head.|Murchadah}} | ||
{{quote|Eight suggestions per week, you no good pile of dead weasel babies.|Murchadah}} | {{quote|Eight suggestions per week, you no good pile of dead weasel babies.|Murchadah}} | ||
{{quote|Yes, boys and girls, cats are in fact part of a well balanced diet.|Murchadah}} | {{quote|Yes, boys and girls, cats are in fact part of a well balanced diet.|Murchadah}} | ||
{{quote|Did what I could. Apparently, someone thought Talon was a female.....|Murchadah}} | {{quote|Did what I could. Apparently, someone thought Talon was a female.....|Murchadah}} | ||
{{quote|Last time I voted "yes" for something like this, Bush became president.|Murchadah}} | {{quote|Last time I voted "yes" for something like this, Bush became president.|Murchadah}} | ||
{{quote|Muhahaha! I say we torch 'em all and that'll be the end of that!<br>KEEHEEEHEEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! ...I forgot my meds.|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|Muhahaha! I say we torch 'em all and that'll be the end of that!<br/>KEEHEEEHEEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! ...I forgot my meds.|AuronKaizer}} | ||
{{quote|Whew, that's the last of it. Time to celebrate with beer.|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|Whew, that's the last of it. Time to celebrate with beer.|AuronKaizer}} | ||
{{quote|Rewrite. I need some sleep, cheerio peeps.|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|Rewrite. I need some sleep, cheerio peeps.|AuronKaizer}} | ||
{{quote|Always make sure something is completely useless<br>(like Jimmy Kimmel) before you delete something.|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|Always make sure something is completely useless<br/>(like Jimmy Kimmel) before you delete something.|AuronKaizer}} | ||
{{quote|My brain is shot...time to call it night night...in just a minute.|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|My brain is shot...time to call it night night...in just a minute.|AuronKaizer}} | ||
{{quote|Pimped out [[Silver Arrow|arrow]]? What the hell?|AuronKaizer}} | {{quote|Pimped out [[Silver Arrow|arrow]]? What the hell?|AuronKaizer}} | ||
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{{Quote|Save, see, nooooooo!!|Matt}} | {{Quote|Save, see, nooooooo!!|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|If I didn't have clue what that word was, then very few others would. Changed.|Matt}} | {{Quote|If I didn't have clue what that word was, then very few others would. Changed.|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|I had to change this. I know that it was a correct term. But "loves his chicks" sounds like the word<br>is being used to refer to a "certain kind of female". It just was wrong in the wrong way.|Matt}} | {{Quote|I had to change this. I know that it was a correct term. But "loves his chicks" sounds like the word<br/>is being used to refer to a "certain kind of female". It just was wrong in the wrong way.|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|I think that using material from talented artists is preferable to just sitting on our butts and leaving crap...|Matt}} | {{Quote|I think that using material from talented artists is preferable to just sitting on our butts and leaving crap...|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|Dang it. I've got to slow down we I type.|Matt}} | {{Quote|Dang it. I've got to slow down we I type.|Matt}} | ||
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{{Quote|The word "albeit" means "although it be". Sounds pretty dumb anywhere.|Matt}} | {{Quote|The word "albeit" means "although it be". Sounds pretty dumb anywhere.|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|Ow,. Side. Pain. Ouch.. Ahh. My skull muscles! Please end the laughter!. The pain of the funny is too much!|Matt}} | {{Quote|Ow,. Side. Pain. Ouch.. Ahh. My skull muscles! Please end the laughter!. The pain of the funny is too much!|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|[Finds the words: "every single gay I own"]<br>Whooa? How did that word show up? I must be tired.<br>[Changed to : "every single game I own"]|Matt}} | {{Quote|[Finds the words: "every single gay I own"]<br/>Whooa? How did that word show up? I must be tired.<br/>[Changed to : "every single game I own"]|Matt}} | ||
{{clear}}{{Quote|Du, du, duuu, dumb!|Matt}} | {{clear}}{{Quote|Du, du, duuu, dumb!|Matt}} | ||
{{Quote|The troll just complained about this. So I clarified.|Matt}} | {{Quote|The troll just complained about this. So I clarified.|Matt}} | ||
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{{Quote|I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.|President George W. Bush}} | {{Quote|I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority.|President George W. Bush}} | ||
{{Quote|If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator!|President George W. Bush}} It's true! See <span class="plainlinks">[http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-dictatorship.htm I'm the dictator!]</span> | {{Quote|If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator!|President George W. Bush}} It's true! See <span class="plainlinks">[http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushism-dictatorship.htm I'm the dictator!]</span> | ||
{{Quote|Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.|President George W. Bush}}<br>Oh! That explains why the country is going to hell! | {{Quote|Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.|President George W. Bush}}<br/>Oh! That explains why the country is going to hell! | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:49, 3 April 2023
If I don't pass this test, I am seriously fu***d! [turns around
to find the teacher standing right behind him] Oh... um... I didn't
know you were here!
The teacher just smiled and shook his head.)
Here's a rather funny incident. This is probably the cleverest trick I have ever seen someone pull off.
- The teacher and the rest of the class walk in. It takes a few minutes for anyone to notice anything.
- He goes up to the camera. He discovers the tape.
Yes it was. Just for that, you've got to turn in the assignment tomorrow.
Everyone else turns it in at the regular time. Now come here and peel off this tape!
- Calculus class. Mega-sized assignments. There were three more work days left. Took him ten minutes to get the tape off. And Boy A never found out that the tape was placed there by Boy B. The rest us had no reason to inform either the teacher or Boy A of the details. We still are not sure if Boy B planned the whole thing or was just lucky. But it is likely that he did in fact plan it since it's usually Boy A doing all the stupid things. (Yes the test Boy B mentioned above was a calc test.)
Murchadah and AuronKaizer said these.
(Deleted Subpage) Author request: Yep! Deletin' my own page.
Why? Ask the Puppetman in my head.
Muhahaha! I say we torch 'em all and that'll be the end of that!
KEEHEEEHEEHEHEEHEEE!!!!!!!!! ...I forgot my meds.
Always make sure something is completely useless
(like Jimmy Kimmel) before you delete something.
Things said by me.
I had to change this. I know that it was a correct term. But "loves his chicks" sounds like the word
is being used to refer to a "certain kind of female". It just was wrong in the wrong way.
[Finds the words: "every single gay I own"]
Whooa? How did that word show up? I must be tired.
[Changed to : "every single game I own"]
- It was supposed to be Stalhounds.
It is official. Our President is an idiot.
It's true! See I'm the dictator!
Oh! That explains why the country is going to hell!
Various Star Wars Quotes
This is funny.
And the response is: