User:Brethren
The almighty Brethren can be seen prowling the Internet...
Biography
Brethren materialized on an early Winter morning in January, 1991, after God had finally completed the perfect being. His real name is James Maitland. He likes pizza, Nintendo and writing music.
The Force is Strong...
Brethren has had many encounters with notable evil geniuses, such as Darth Vader, Ganondorf, and the Devil himself. Darth Vader cites Brethren as a huge influence in use of the Force. Ganondorf once asked Brethren if he wanted to go for a drink. Brethren refused as he was too busy clipping his toenails.
Deal with the Devil
In 2000 AD, Satan approached Brethren claiming he was the most powerful creature he ever saw. The Devil, obviously afraid of Brethren's supreme power, offered a place next to his throne in Hell. Brethren took up the offer and the two because best buddies. God did not approve of Brethren's betrayal and attempted to smite him. Brethren caught the lightning bolt with his bare hands and threw it back. Before God completely perished, Brethren absorbed his power and became Him.
Quarrel with Ganondorf
Ganondorf and Brethren once again came across each other in 2005 AD. Ganondorf, heart shattered at his previous rejection, drew his blade. Brethren then used the Force to disarm Ganondorf and knock him back. He then proclaimed that Ganondorf should "go back to fighting that wussy Link". Ganondorf ran off, crying. He has not been seen in this dimension since, but people say he still holds an incredible grudge against Brethren.
Corpsegorge
Brethren decided that everyone must witness the might of his true power. By achieving this, he created the greatest one-man-band in the world, Corpsegorge (death metal). Corpsegorge has yet to be profesionally recognised, as most major record company executives are allies of the first God.