User:Hindmost
Notes: This is being revised to account for the multitude of opinions on the legendary figure.
Information by the Man Himself (Wildly Inaccurate and Self-Serving)
The user known as "Hindmost" and "William Shatner" was born in the small Bavarian village of Abensberg in 1987, where he spent his youth. In 1992 he moved to southern California and befriended Mangoat Matt991 who regularly disposed of his tin cans in the manner befitting a goat of his caliber. Let us tell you, it was wild fun times for these young lads.
In the mid-summer of 2003 his home on the internet, TAUniverse, was hacked along with some website full of chumps and chumpettes, ZeldaUniverse. ZU was the target of the attack - and rightly so with their penchant for failgasms. During the brief period in which both forums merged he managed to call the ZU user Andi "a moron" at least three times and joined the recently posted ZU IRC room. It was at the time controlled by a collection of two glorious beings known as Peefy and Micah. Peefy appeared to have the status of founder and was frequently shouting gibberish at the bots he had setup improperly.
Information by His Companion, Mangoat
He has delicious cans.
Information from His Consort, Andi
He's right, Hindmost does have some delicious cans.