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Revision as of 07:38, 4 April 2017

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How'd you like to marry Malon?
Talon after Link winning his Cucco game

I like to make people laugh. I guarantee you that you will feel the urge to laugh many times on this page.


My Pages and Places

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Pages This Page
All of my Contributions My Major Contributions
My Talk Page Game Table
Firefox Hints Friends
Firefox Hints Talk Page Recommended Links
Misc Tips Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes

What a handy little spider-crusher!
Go on! Just whack away!


Basic Information

User:Matt/Basic Information


Favorite Quote of the 2D Games

You got Marin! Is this your big chance?

Need I say more?


Userboxes

User

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Stuff

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Games Owned

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Bio

See: User:Matt/Bio


Twinkle, twinkle, little Cucco...
I am gold and not for you-oo...


How I came to Zelda Wiki.org

See: User:Matt/How I came to Zelda Wiki.org



Ha ha ha! Do it! Do it! Do it moooore! ... ... Hunh? No, it's nothing... I didn't mean it.
— Marin

Classic. One of the more obscure quotes. Happens after Link repeatedly beats a Cucco. Marin must be following Link!


Gaming History

User:Matt/Gaming History


Uh! Rare color of wolf! Looks tasty... But tonight fish night. Maybe another time.

Later, after the level.

Uh! You that tasty-looking wolf. Me remember! [Looks to Yeta] ...Breakfast, uh?

Meat in morning? No...

[Sighs depressively] Uh... that too bad...

Talk Again

But... Looks so tasty, uh...

Friends

We all know everyone liked this.
We all know everyone liked this.

I guess I have made some friends here. I'll list the users that are on friendly terms with me - in alphabetic order. If you think that you should be in this list then just say so on my talk page.


Forget the Scent of Ilia and learn a new scent?

No, no, no, no ,no, nooooo!!!
— What we all know that Link was really thinking.

My Timeline

See: User:Matt/My Timeline


If you vandalize any page on Zelda Wiki, I will send the Hero of Time to destroy you.
— Matt

I will assume the title of Hero of Time, temporarily, in the event of vandalism.


My Contributions

See: User:Matt/My Contributions


How about a big Goron hug?

RRRUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!


Favorite Dialog

Twinrova death sequence


Table of Completions and Attempts

See:User:Matt/Completions


Here is a quote that would cause Link to feel rather afraid.

Unless you cheat or use some dirty tricks, you have no chance.
And if you do cheat...you will pay dearly.

— One of the Gorons before beating Gor Coron in Twilight Princess

You... Did you really win? Without cheating? If I find out that
you cheated, human, you will pay.

— Same Goron, after Link "cheats" with the Iron Boots

Memorable Non-Zelda Quotes

These are some of the funniest/dumbest things I've heard people say. No these aren't typos. This is actually what they said.


Warning: Some quotes contain language that may be offensive to some people. The worst one, known by some as the "f-word", is censored with asterisks.



Warning: This concludes the potentially offensive language. It is clean from here on out!


Other Funny Things

The Talking Squirrel

The talking squirrel commands me to do things. So if I do something odd, it was because the squirrel told me to do it.

Listen to the talking squirrel!

Here are some other things that I found to be funny.

Warning Errors

Keep out of children.
— kitchen knife warning label
Entrance only. Do not enter.
— Sign on a door
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
— Mattress
Do not attempt to stick head inside deck, which may result in injury.
— Japanese GameCube Instruction Manual
Be kind - rewind.
— Blockbuster Rental DVD
Keyboard not detected. Press any key to continue.
— My old computer said this once.
Do not turn upside down
— Warning on the underside of a TV dinner tray.
This product has not been tested on animals.
— Can of insect repellent

Stating the Obvious

Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.
— Pepper Spray
Warning: May contain traces of nuts
— Hershey's Almond Bar
Road wet when raining
— Sign on a highway
Caution: Non-Flammable
— Fire Extinguisher
Suitable for outdoor use.
— Rain Gauge
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands.
— Chainsaw
Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running
— Lawnmower

Because it is Cool

Game Abbreviations

Here are the game abbreviations I use. Most are the same as the ones on the Zelda Timeline page. Official North America or Europe games only.

It appears that my, rather simple, abbreviation for Freshly-Picked Tingle's Rosy Rupeeland has since become the de facto standard for Zelda Wiki.org. It don't have a clue where that other one came from. Tingle Role Playing Game, that doesn't make any sense. It isn't a role playing game really.


As Madame Fanadi might say:

Fi uoy nac daer siht, neht uoy era rehtie yrev trams ro ta tsael ton bmud.
— Me

If you wish to translate this, then I'll give you a hint: Tsiwt a dedda evad i.


Firefox Hints

Firefox Hints


Here's a good quote:

Oh! What's going on?! Has there been a monkey fight?
Midna early on in the Forest Temple

Fishing Records

See: User:Matt/Fishing Records


Hey... You stay away, Mr. Bug! Shoo! Go get squished!

Squishy, squishy Mr.Bug!


Photo of the Day

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Tomorrow's Photo: Template:Day


[Adds featured voting templates to category]
OH CRAP, I DIDN'T ADD NOINCLUDE TAGS!

Ando

Second Favorite Dialog

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This is the dialog at the end of the Ghost Ship level in Phantom Hourglass.

Say, you seem to like people... But I bet even a good pup like you gets the evil eye from people just 'cause you're a wolf. But me, I'm not worried about you, little guy. My older sister is much scarier than you.

Say guy,you going somewhere now? You just remember that the world's a mess, guy! Seriously! You watch your back out there! Hey, and you want some advice? Two words: be plenty careful around that Zora's River.

Ahh, fear of a older sister. I can relate. He seems to be very good at counting!


Recommended Links

Here are some places that I recommend going to on Zelda Wiki.org:
Help and Guides

Featured Content


This one is funny:

Why do I have to stand guard at a dead end at the bottom of a cliff like this...
...Wait a second! Have they tucked me out of the way because they think I am useless?


The Triforce

The Triforce - A site launched on January 24, 2009 by Matt, an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. Immediately joined by Steve, also an administrator of Zelda Wiki.org. The site was created upon having disagreements in policy with various other sites that make up Zelda Wiki.org. It is the immediate successor of a dedicated forum that was to be the official forum of Zelda Wiki.org. As the other staff were adamantly opposed to the very idea of the wiki forum, that site was quickly abandoned. In its ashes arose The Triforce, on a different URL. The Triforce is a very young site. The purpose and aim of the site is to provide a friendly and vibrant atmosphere to various fans of the Zelda series that wish to discuss various topics regarding the The Legend of Zelda.

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Wow! Did you really get down here on your own? Or did you just get here from the table of contents? I hope you enjoyed reading my page. I bet you laughed many times. Here is a picture for your trouble.

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